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A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 for anyone who wants to get their clit sucked ’til they squirt like Squirtle showing off at a pool party.
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A weighted curved dildo featuring silky smooth silicone over weighty metal because we all deserve the best of both worlds. According to reviewers, if you like your toys hefty, you won’t be able to put this babe down.
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A set of mini Lelo luna beads (kegel balls) to make sure you do your homework every night, and by homework I mean wear them for a few hours and then have multiple orgasms with them in until you’re a squirting pro 💦.
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A minimalist vibrator as quiet as it is powerful, to ensure you orgasm like you’ve never orgasmed before 💦.
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A popular glass dildo designed to delight G/P-spots and massage you with its textured swirls and bumps. You can also change the temp of your toy with hot water or put it in the freezer for an icy element.
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A waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give “wetting the bed” a whole new meaning 😏.
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Promising review: “My wife and I love this vibrator! It had her coming/squirting very fast and made it very fun for me! We love this toy. It is quiet and the vibrations are very strong. So strong we have to use it on the low setting or we will feel numb. But it’s awesome so a five-star rating all day!!!” —Kevin
Get it from Amazon for $32.95 (available in two colors).
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A remote-control strap-on dildo so you can get it on with your partner and have a squirting O at the same damn time.
Amazon
Promising review: “Doesn’t slip out as easily as I expected from some of the reviews, although I bought an O-ring harness just in case, and it works wonderfully with that. An unexpected benefit is that every time I use it on him I have a squirting O! I’ll admit, there are sometimes I play with it solo just for this reason.” —Jananetlynne
Get it from Amazon for $38+ (available in four styles, with or without remote).
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A powerful Sona Cruise that’ll surround the entire clit in wave after wave of pleasure, not just the tip. If you’re looking to turn on the water works without hitting the G spot, here ya go.
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The Sona Cruise is designed to give you multiple orgasms without over-stimulating, because it surrounds the clitoris as opposed to touching it. The Sona Cruise has eight settings, is waterproof, and it reserves 20% of the toy’s full power during use, and unleashes it automatically when pressed harder against the body.
Promising review: “This thing is amazing! I won’t even call it a vibrator, it’s more like a sensual massager. I take a long time to climax, and it doesn’t always happen. The hard part is finding the right spot. It seems to move around. This thing is like a bloodhound! It finds my spot w/o me even realizing it. Then all I have to do is hold it still (yeah, easy) and it happens! And it goes on for a while, sometimes multiple times! OH, and I’ve only squirted once in my life, it happened a second time with the Sona Cruise without even getting near the G spot! Thank you, Lelo.” —crystal413
Get it from Lelo for $99 (available in three colors).
Lelo, youtube.com
The Sona Cruise is designed to give you multiple orgasms without over-stimulating, because it surrounds the clitoris as opposed to touching it. The Sona Cruise has eight settings, is waterproof, and it reserves 20% of the toy’s full power during use, and unleashes it automatically when pressed harder against the body.
Promising review: “This thing is amazing! I won’t even call it a vibrator, it’s more like a sensual massager. I take a long time to climax, and it doesn’t always happen. The hard part is finding the right spot. It seems to move around. This thing is like a bloodhound! It finds my spot w/o me even realizing it. Then all I have to do is hold it still (yeah, easy) and it happens! And it goes on for a while, sometimes multiple times! OH, and I’ve only squirted once in my life, it happened a second time with the Sona Cruise without even getting near the G spot! Thank you, Lelo.” —crystal413
Get it from Lelo for $99 (available in three colors).
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An octopussy dildo certainly not for the faint of heart. Give this a whirl if you want a wild, G spot-pumping, can’t-stop-gushing ride 🐙.
Babeland
Promising review: “This dildo has absolutely no chill, and is not for most people. However, for those folks who want: G-spot rollercoasters, foot-kicking stimulation, a toy that heats up with your body, girthy sensations, potential gushing, then try this toy out. The groove in the center of the toy acts like a lube slide. Use this with thick cilicone lube like Back Door or Uber Lube, you’re welcome. The toy is wider than it is long, which gives a unique girthy sensation without adding much size because it hugs the pubic bone and spreads the pressure out, instead of most cylinder-style toys. G-spotting is going to be done with the texture and the pressure. This toy will hug and pump the whole G-spot instead of many other G-spotters that centralize the pressure with a single ridge or bump. This toy will up your game. Also, it looks like a tentacle which is hot.” —Anonymous
Get it from Babeland for $87.99.
Babeland
Promising review: “This dildo has absolutely no chill, and is not for most people. However, for those folks who want: G-spot rollercoasters, foot-kicking stimulation, a toy that heats up with your body, girthy sensations, potential gushing, then try this toy out. The groove in the center of the toy acts like a lube slide. Use this with thick cilicone lube like Back Door or Uber Lube, you’re welcome. The toy is wider than it is long, which gives a unique girthy sensation without adding much size because it hugs the pubic bone and spreads the pressure out, instead of most cylinder-style toys. G-spotting is going to be done with the texture and the pressure. This toy will hug and pump the whole G-spot instead of many other G-spotters that centralize the pressure with a single ridge or bump. This toy will up your game. Also, it looks like a tentacle which is hot.” —Anonymous
Get it from Babeland for $87.99.
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A powerful vibrating toy for anyone who wants to eye-roll the entire time they are at the most *clit* party ever.
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The Womanizer’s unique air action draws your clit inside with gentle suction, then it surrounds your most sensitive spot with incredible pressure waves.
Promising review (for the Womanizer Preimum): “OMG, this is amazing. The first time I used it, I squirted when I orgasmed. I’ve never squirted before.” —Anonymous
Get them from Adam & Eve: the Womanizer classic for $129 or the premium version for $199 (available in five colors).
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And a classic Magic Wand toy with a silicone dick attachment so you can get as much sexual healing as you can handle without worrying about breaking the wand with the water works.
Babeland
Promising review (for the wand): “This is one of my favorite products ever! We have owned other versions by knockoff companies with more settings, but this one is much better. Especially when in the hands of a very skilled operator (I’m extra lucky!). Love the flexing head, and dual setting. Start slow, and then kick it into high gear! The only thing I worry about is how waterproof it is, if you know what I mean. Everyone needs one.” —Anonymous
Get them from Babeland: the classic Magic Wand for $59.95 the rechargeable cordless wand for $124.95, and the wand attachment for $35.
Babeland
Promising review (for the wand): “This is one of my favorite products ever! We have owned other versions by knockoff companies with more settings, but this one is much better. Especially when in the hands of a very skilled operator (I’m extra lucky!). Love the flexing head, and dual setting. Start slow, and then kick it into high gear! The only thing I worry about is how waterproof it is, if you know what I mean. Everyone needs one.” —Anonymous
Get them from Babeland: the classic Magic Wand for $59.95 the rechargeable cordless wand for $124.95, and the wand attachment for $35.
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A waterproof massager that won’t let you down (in terms of squirting and being truly waterproof) when you try it out in the shower.
Bedroom Kandi
Promising review: “Love this! As a person who squirts to the extreme, it’s waterproof completely. I have bought many and I mean countless ‘waterpoof’ vibrators. But baby, this one stands its ground. I have had the vibrator for over a year now and for less than $50 bucks.” —Bedroom Kandi Customer
Get it from Bedroom Kandi for $36.
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And an investment-worthy, double-ended stainless steel G-spot dildo to take you to Squirt City and beyond every time you use it.
Lovehoney
The dildo has two insertable ends, is made of medical-grade stainless steel, and is super easy to clean.
Promising review: “A glorious and genuinely beautiful toy that is deservedly well-regarded. An unforgiving extractor of multiple, exhausting squirting orgasms, it has a very ‘present’ heft, and I love how it rapidly reaches body temperature — he loves that it can start off at temperature extremes. We have used it for him too — he loves the weight of it inside him.” —misstoom
Get it from Lovehoney for $149.99.
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