15 New Parents Who Thought They Were In Charge And Were So, So Wrong

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This new dad, whose baby proved that poop comes in all kinds of colors:

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This new mom, who accidentally dropped her (used) nipple shield into her glass of wine:

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This new dad, who was so tired that he forgot the cup for his coffee:

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This new dad, whose floor looks very different in the morning than it does after a day of playing:

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This new mom, who was so tired she put baby formula in her coffee instead of creamer:

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And this new dad, who forgot he was drying the baby bottles in the oven, then preheated it to 450 degrees:

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This new mom, whose baby spilled a carton of milk on the floor and played in it:

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This new dad, who was up all night with the baby then put his shorts on inside out:

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This new mom, who tried to make a clay mold of her baby’s hand as a keepsake, and it ended up looking like it’s flipping her off:

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This new dad, who was so tired he put the bottle nipple onto the milk gallon:

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This new dad, whose baby peed on him right where it counts:

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This new mom, whose toddler gave Woody the makeover of nightmares:

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And this new dad, whose baby’s spit-up placement is all just par for the course: