Are you one of those people who wishes they could carry a blanket at all times? Could your hands be used to keep the water bottles cool on a camping trip? Do you have a personal vendetta against all the vents in your residence?
You’re far from alone, my friend. Here are just some of the many, many people on Twitter who relate to you.
Nobody else seems to understand.
You literally can’t get warm enough.
You have very specific needs.
You want everyone to know how cold you are all the time.
You’ll know true love when you see it.
But there are some benefits.
You could spend your entire life in Antarctica and still get cold at the dentist’s office.
You’ve come up with some pretty creative ways to stay warm.
Like, really creative.
You know how to use your permanent state of being to your advantage.
You need a hot latte and a warm breakfast sandwich before you’re functional in the morning.
You know which one you are.
You probably keep a pile of slippers at the foot of your bed.
It’s a constant struggle keeping your feet safe from the monster under the bed.
You get jealous of people who don’t need to wear socks 365 days a year.
If you were a cartoon, “I’m cold” would be your catchphrase.
Even if you live in the Sunshine State, you can’t escape the shivers.
And finally, being cold is basically part of your identity now.