Black Friday, the day when almost every store has deals (more than you could ever conceivably look through in an ENTIRE LIFETIME), is here.
We waded through mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category.
FYI — deals can move quickly. We’ll do our best to keep this post and imagery as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately. Check back throughout Black Friday (and Cyber Weekend) to see our latest updates as the deals change!
20% off a Satisfyer Pro 2 for satisfying any particular itch with vibrating airwaves, meaning it won’t actually ever touch your clitoris (or your nipples, which also sounds amazing). Is this magic? Maybe.
20% off an AirVibe, the Bellesa and BuzzFeed penetration-and-oral sex simulator that’ll prove juuust how satisfying multitasking really is.
20% off a Dame Fin, a finger vibe so pro at recognizing your needs you’re gonna wanna give it your ~digits~.
30% off a mini massage wand with seven patterns and TEN intensity levels per pattern. This wand is sure to make you believe in magic.
25% off a G-spot massager — a fun-loving activity to treat yourself to when you’re hungry to do something new and pretty sure an orgasm would really hit the spot.
25% off a pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you’ll know why reviewers think these are the bead’s knees.
30% off a bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions for helping you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn’t be another stress in your life!
25% off a smooth oral sex simulator that’ll totally be *insert tongue-in-cheek comment here*.
30% off a wearable vibe you can wrap around your penis, giving you (and your partner!) tantalizing added sensations during sex.
22% off a Sona 2 Cruise with a unique clitoral-stimulating design that’ll provide an ebb and flow of orgasmic pleasure. This absorbs sonic waves and transmits them back to your clitoris, while automatically increasing in intensity when pressed harder against your body.
20% off a butt plug set sure to seduce hard working people who love some business in the back.
50% off a remote-controlled partner vibrator — once you have this inside, your partner also feels the same orgasmic rotations and vibrations as they enter in. Because sharing really is…wait for it…caring.
A penis dildo with an ultra-realistic mold, for anyone who trembles with pleasure at the sight of raised veins.
33% off a clitoral vibrator that’s gonna stimulate your best bits with blissful, touch-free sensations. Bonus: it’s designed in such a way that your body should never get used to the sensations, meaning you’re gonna be surprised by this pleasure time and time again.
A kegel ball set that’ll give your vagina a workout, helping it achieve some impressive compressions during penetrative sex (that’ll, in turn, give you great orgasms). This’ll come with a carrying case, varied weights, and a silicone insert.
A rhythmic suction vibe with five intensity settings in its tiny, compact design…these are gonna pack a big punch and, as the design intended, blow you away.
25% off a wearable finger vibe sure to satisfy folks who are sick and tired of 2020 and are ready to ~ring~ in the new year, with a new sex toy, right now.
30% off a penile vibrator for helping anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.
25% off a traveling clit stimulator with a slip-proof magnet, remote control, and a body contorting design, so you can place it straight in your undies and enjoy while on the go!
20% off a statement ring with three vibrating speeds and two customizable modes, likely making this bold beauty the first piece of jewelry you ever own that’ll love on *you* as much as you love *it*.
25% off a pair of vibrator panties are gonna become a wardrobe staple you won’t wanna live without.
20% off a We-Vibe Touch, a mini (and waterproof) clitoral vibe with *EIGHT* different modes. This is gonna be easy to use discretely, thanks to the quite vibrations from this deceptively strong device.
25% off a G-spot and clit stimulator that’ll vibrate at both tips. It features seven vibration modes that’ll switch in and out of pattern play with a single button.
20% off an irresponsibly satisfying clitoral vibe with flexible wings for wrapping under the labia, creating a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm…again and again. And AGAIN.
20% off an intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.
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