A pizza bean bag chair they may never sit on, because one look at it will send them running to the local pizzeria for a slice every time.
A succulent candle with such a beautiful design, it’ll be kind of hard to justify actually lighting it.
An elegant silk scarf made for wrapping around their head, tying onto their bag, or framing and hanging on their wall. Provided they can decide which.
A food storage jar they should never put food in because the lid has a sneaky little mouse poised to steal their cereal.
A make-your-own face mask kit for the skincare fan who has already tried every other mask on the market.
A whopping 50 stickers from The Office so delightful, they might never want to put them on anything.
A tasseled lion throw pillow to give to your favorite Leo or big cat lover. Now they just need to find the perfect spot for it. Hmmmm.
A trio of ceramic cacti made for looking cute. Oh yeah, and holding rings if they have any.
Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.
A nearly impossible puzzle that’s completely white. Good luck to them!
Sarcastic notecards that any office job-having person can relate to. Now if only they could get up the nerve to actually send one.
A mini Jenga kit for quick games on the go — if they ever actually go anywhere.
A book with spaces and prompts to draw 642 different things. Maybe now they will stop talking about how they want to get back into drawing and just do it… maybe.
A waffle stick maker for delicious, dippable waffles any time. Seriously, any time!
A We Are Knitters kit that — in a perfect world — would help them knit their very own scarf. One day they’ll get right on that, I’m sure.
A set of llama wine markers they can use whenever they finally host again.
A Guggenheim model kit they’ll be so excited to build. Eventually.
A six-pack of lip balms with lil’ flowers inside that they’ll never use, lest they risk disrupting the flower.
A cooking kit to help them craft their own bagels. Just don’t wait by the phone expecting an invitation to their new bagel store’s grand opening.
A fruit cap for their cat that any pet would look berry nice in. They just have to get the picture really, really fast.
Anyway, I’m just kidding. I’m sure they’ll definitely use or donate anything you give them so don’t worry!
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