The Florida man blasting the Cops theme song.
The Florida woman who found $8.5 million worth of coronavirus stimulus in her bank account.
The tiger that almost ate someone’s arm at Carole Baskin’s Big Cat Rescue.
The Florida man who really didn’t want to wear a mask.
The Florida man who literally stole a bulldozer to run over some Biden signs.
The Florida man who needed a better blonde wig.
The Florida woman who was really craving the continental breakfast.
The Florida man who hung a giant roll of TP in his front yard just because.
The people in Florida who shoved hair dyers up their noses to “cure” COVID.
The Florida woman who texted 911 for the wrong reason.
The Florida woman selling a chicken tender for $5,000.
The Florida woman who was the last to know about the coronavirus.
The Florida man who really wanted his Burger King.
The Grim Reaper who toured Florida beaches.
The Florida man using a drone in a pandemic for all the right reasons.
The Florida man who had a little trouble parking.
The Florida man with the wrong idea for getting out of an arrest.
The Florida man with the fried chicken secret.
The Florida woman who still had candy canes in April.
The international flying squirrel trafficking ring that was busted.
The Florida man who probably shouldn’t have been castrating someone.
The Florida father and son selling toxic bleach.
The Florida men who played Uno in the middle of traffic.
The Florida chew-and-spitter.
The passed-out Florida drag queen.
The Florida man with a spray bottle of “COVID-19.”
The influencer who took the “coronavirus challenge” a little too far.
The “eccentric” Florida primary voter.
The people trapped in an elevator because of an alligator.
The Florida man who almost got away with the goods.
The Florida man just trying to get his golf ball.
The Florida man with the worst luck.
The Florida man with a lot of blood on his hands.
The Florida woman who takes this whole wearing-a-face-mask thing a little too seriously.
The Florida man misting the streets with hydrogen peroxide.
The Florida man who smacked a cop with a Bible.
The Florida man who didn’t order that burger.
The Florida woman who really could have used Maury Povich.
The Florida machete man.
The Florida man who got lucky with his leg.
The naked Florida man who thought he was Batman.
The Florida man who was *just* trying to meet his girlfriend in California.
The Florida man who just wanted to be the cool dad.
The Florida man who got stuck in a window.
The Florida man with a parrot problem.
The politicians who decided that WWE pro wrestling was “essential.”
The Florida woman who delivered porn-filled Easter eggs throughout her neighborhood.
The Florida man who just, like, casually won a million dollars on a scratch off.
The Florida woman who was really enthusiastic about buying toilet paper.
The Florida man who is just really, really into candles.
All of the people in Florida who drank disinfectant.
The Florida man who essentially got what he paid for.
The Florida woman who only needed a Band-Aid.
The Florida girl who had a pretty great strategy for getting out of doing her homework.
The Florida underwear face mask thief.
The Florida man who was using Disney World as his own personal private paradise.
The guy who got the cops called on him for yelling “shoot” during a hockey game.
The Florida man who has A LOT of feelings about nut milks.
The person with a very literal label for their bag of drugs.
The Florida woman who REALLY needed extra dipping sauce for her nuggets.
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