A litter attractant because sometimes it’s not easy getting your kitten to figure out that’s their new DPS (designated poop spot). *flashback to Norman as a kitten pooping on our white comforters*
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A container of paw balm so Mary Pawpins doesn’t have to worry about cracked, painful paws when she’s skipping around town on your daily walks.
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A reptile humidifier to keep your scaly friend hydrated and healthy, especially during these dry, dry winters.
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A food bowl with a lid so your pet doesn’t have to rely on you to feed them in the morning when you just want to snooze a little bit longer.
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A bag of leak-proof training pads because the last thing you need to deal with while potty training your new puppy is their urine leaking into your gorgeous hardwood floors.
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A slow feeder that will slow down even the fastest chewer which can help aid digestion and even reduce the number of times they throw up everything they just inhaled. *sigh*
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A Kong toy because one, literally every dog owner should have one of these. I don’t make the rules. Two, it will keep their aggressive chewing from your shoes and on this bad boy. Plus, you can add peanut butter to it for ~extra~ fun times.
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An LED leash so you have just a little bit more visibility on your dog during your evening walks. With the sun setting at 4pm (or 12pm is what it really feels like, let’s be real), it’ll bring peace of mind knowing where Linda Puppellini is.
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A cat scratcher to prevent your feline buddy from scratching up, oh let’s say, your brand new sectional couch which was a major adult purchase for you but they insisted on using it as their personal scratching post so now there’s piling of thread and every time you see it you get mad. Totally can’t relate..
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A Chom-Chom roller because it’s honestly one of the best rollers for getting pet hair out of pretty much anything.
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A bottle of Resolve carpet cleaner that I’m convinced is actually just a bottle of magic. This has been able to get even the oldest hairball stain out of our carpets. I will die on my Resolve hill.
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A car seat cover because dogs are messy. We know this. They’re practically just tiny lil dirt goblins and we love them anyway. Don’t fight their energy and match it by just covering up your car seats. Solution: no more muddy paw prints in your car!
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A pair of booties to keep their paws dry and safe from debris on the sidewalks. Bonus: it will protect their pads from de-icing salt which can cause a lot of damage. Plus, they just look so cute in shoes.
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A trash can with a sealed lid that will keep Bark Twain from sneaking into the trash in the middle of the night for all the ~snackies~.
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A stain and odor remover with natural repellant to keep your pet (dog or cat!) from marking on any of your furniture. Like, no. This ain’t yours boo.
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A dog umbrella because some dogs can be ~extra~ about the rain, but your arm feels like it’s going to fall off when you’re holding a regular umbrella over them like they’re the queen of the suburbs.
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A pet camera so you can stay on top of the at-home shenanigans when you’re out and about. You can even throw them treats when they’re starting to act up. A win-win.
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An aquarium gravel cleaner that will extend the time between cleaning days by sucking up all that unnecessary gunk that builds up at the bottom. A cleaner tank = happy fish!
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A seat belt tether because how many times have you started to panic thinking your dog may just jump out the car window while you’re driving? This tether will keep them in place, while still giving them enough room to roam the backseat.
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An airtight food container so you don’t have to worry about your pet rejecting stale kibble ~or~ any uninvited pests from sneaking in.
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A cat grass-growing kit to keep Mr. Fluffybottom from eating all of the house plants you’ve acquired this year.
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A Roomba vacuum that will give you one less chore to do around the house, ~plus~ reduce the amount of pet hair you’ve got laying around. Best part? You can schedule times for this bad boy to work by using the app.
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A two-pack of doorbell ropes to allow Jimmy Chew to announce every time they need to use the bathroom, preventing any unnecessary accidents in the house.
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An automatic litter box that will scoop up the litter just 15 minutes after your kitty uses it, keeping the house stink-free and you free from bending over to scoop the box every day. Human: 1 Cat: 0.
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A bag of dental treats to not only reduce the tartar and plaque build-up on their teeth but promote fresher breath. No more stinky dog breath in your face every morning!
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A door scratch protector so Dogzilla can’t ruin your front door anymore with their pesky scratches.
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A silicone mat that will catch any loose litter off your cat’s paws, keeping the house clean and litter-free. I love that for you and Jennifur Pawniston.
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A flea collar because fleas are actually the worst and no one should have to deal with them on their body, am I right? This collar will keep fleas and ticks off your pup ~and~ you/your home.
You, relaxing knowing all of your pet problems have dissolved into thin air.