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I remember Facebook’s start like it was yesterday…

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As soon as I turned 13, I wrote my mom a strongly worded letter asking if I could get a Facebook. As long as I didn’t put up a profile picture and she could approve all friend requests, I was allowed to make an account.

Sometimes in the night, I wake up in a cold sweat remembering all the stuff I did on Facebook. No…the stuff WE did. If you’d like to take a walk down cringe lane, allow me to take you back…


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1.

Remember those photos where you would tag your friends as different characters?

"We all have the friends..." with a bunch of pictures of Disney characters labeled things like "the cuddly one" or "the innocent one"


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How were “the blonde” and “the ginger” full-on identities?

2.

Although my worst nightmare was to be tagged in one of these:


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I never replied. It was always someone I went to dance class with and barely knew.


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I never replied. It was always someone I went to dance class with and barely knew.

3.

Or, god forbid, a NOTE:

a note with 20 random facts about someone, asking for the people tagged to make their own


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These were like chain emails but worse.

4.

Especially if it was a poem:

a note poem about being a "nice guy," AKA very entitled and bitter that he's not popular


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I truly wish I could go back in time to a moment when I had not read the above poem.

5.

I guess it was kind of nice to be tagged in stuff like this:

a quote that says "In life, we never lose friends, we only learn who the true ones are"


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Unless, of course, you were one of the nontrue friends.

6.

Or this, even though it’s definitely cringey, looking back:

a quote saying "Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious"


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Someone needs to go back in time to 2010 and tell them that bejeweled sweatsuits won’t be cool in the future.

7.

Remember the people who would post “LMS” statuses?

a status that says, "Lms for a truth is. If I don't get to it o went to bed and will tell you at lunch tomorrow"


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Did people actually follow through with these? I never liked them.

8.

And how we used to end every status with “textit<3” or “cellme”?

a status saying &quot;is tiredd from soccer tournament...dinner...bored...any1 want 2 do something 2nite? cellme &amp;lt;3&quot;


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And start them with “is.”

9.

Or just post a vague song lyric:

a status with the song lyric: &quot;Someday I&#x27;ll be living in a big old city, and all you&#x27;re ever gonna be is mean&quot;


Hannah Marder / Facebook

The original subtweet.

10.

Or, even worse…post a picture of ourselves with a dramatic song lyric that did not apply to the photo:

a photo in the snow captioned with &quot;white lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes&quot;


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My friend used to get so annoyed when people would use “white lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes” as a caption on snow photos, since the lyrics are pretty clearly about cocaine and not snow.

11.

Remember mirror selfies with the flash on?

a girl taking a mirror selfie with the flash obscuring her face


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Why did we never turn off the flash?

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Or the classic duck face and peace sign?

a girl taking a selfie with a peace sign and duck face


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I don’t know about you guys, but I NEVER looked cute when I did this.

13.

We got minion memes a bit later on:

a picture of a minion from Despicable Me with the words &quot;Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people&quot;


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Why do minions always hate their family/wife?

14.

But nothing compares with early Facebook memes:

&quot;Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy, Snow White lived alone with 7  men, Pinnochio was a liar, Robin Hood was a thief...You can&#x27;t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age&quot;


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Bonus points if it was the above quote but the minions version.

16.

Or post pictures of words written in the sand?

&quot;Love&quot; written in the sand


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It was always “love” or “summer.” Or your name.

17.

Or spell out words with our hands?

a hand spelling out the word &quot;Love&quot;


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Why were we obsessed with the word “love”?

18.

Or make hearts with our hands?

two girls making a heart with their hands


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This was just a precursor to doing sorority symbols with your hands in college.

19.

Remember how we always logged on to our Facebook accounts at the Apple Store?

a man posting a selfie as a girl&#x27;s status saying she forgot to log out of her facebook in the apple store


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And sometimes forgot to log back out…

20.

Why did we like SO MANY random pages??

a bunch of Facebook pages, including one for a Hangover quote, one about studying for midterms, one about having a weird song on your iPod, and one about sleeping in class


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And why were there entire pages just for one joke? Couldn’t that just be a status? What did belonging to that page do for us?

21.

Nothing makes me cringe now like a Picnik-edited photo:

a blurry photo of two girls with drawn hearts that says &quot;I have a hand, and you have another, put them together and we have each other&quot;


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That’s me on the left. Peep the side bangs.

22.

Except maybe photos from Photo Booth with filters so strong, you could barely see them:

Andy Warhol-style four-picture grid with two women posing in each picture with different colors for each


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~So artsy.~

23.

Or the ones that distorted your face:

a girl with a filter stretching the top of her face strangely


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Not the most flattering.

24.

Did anyone else make endless FaceInHole pics, or was that just me??

a girl with her face replacing that of a woman in a black and white image in the snow


Hannah Marder / Facebook

I thought I looked so hot, and it wasn’t even me.

25.

Among my fondest Facebook memories are when people I didn’t like got hacked, although the notifications with them selling shoes at discount prices were annoying:

a bunch of light up shoes


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One time, a family friend got hacked and they changed her name to “Kelly Kicksluver,” and I still laugh about it.

26.

Why did we think people wanted to see our feet?

a bunch of feet in a circle


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^At least they’re not all Converse in that picture.

27.

Or our faces staring down at them in a circle?

a bunch of friends in a circle with their arms around each other looking down at the camera


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Kind of creepy.

28.

Or us lying on the grass with friends?

two girls lying in the grass with their heads next to each other laughing


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Who was taking these photos?

29.

And did we really think that these pages asking to bring back the old versions of Facebook would work?

a facebook page called &quot;Bring Back Old Version of Facebook&quot;


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Also, does anyone remember the Jake and Amir sketch on this?

30.

I shudder to remember the time we all posted Disney characters as our profile pictures:

Belle from Beauty and the Beast


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I picked Belle, of course.

31.

Remember getting into epic poke wars?

notifications of two people poking someone a lot


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Also, remember the word “epic”?

32.

And all the memes about poke wars?

a meme with a picture of Kip with the words &quot;She poked me back in under 30 seconds, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious&quot;


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Also, this meme format.

33.

And uploading 80,000 blurry pictures after going to a concert?

Taylor Swift far away at a concert


Hannah Marder / Facebook

^Yes, this is from a Taylor Swift concert. My first, actually.

34.

I am saddened to see that the “most people will scroll past this” posts are still a staple among the older crowd on Facebook:

a status saying people go through hard times and that people should copy and paste this status to show solidarity


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Who starts these??

35.

I really don’t think anyone wanted to see the screenshots of the Skype sessions we were always posting:

two people video chatting, with one showing roses to the other


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^They were usually a lot blurrier than this, too.

36.

Or of our high scores in Flappy Bird:

a screenshot of a Flappy Bird score screen with a score of 176


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^Okay, but this was a pretty good score.

37.

And finally, chain statuses we would post so that Facebook “couldn’t use our pictures”:

a status saying you don&#x27;t give Facebook permission to use your info, and that others need to copy and paste this status to protect themselves


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Oh, sweet summer children. We really thought Facebook wasn’t already using our photos/info.

Whew, what a time. What cringey things do you remember from early Facebook? Let me know in the comments below!





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