A Logitech wireless keyboard so you can avoid the frustration (and inevitable spelling mistakes) that come from typing out a ~professional~ email on your iPad. Autocorrect! It usually does more harm than good! Plus, this lightweight home office staple can even connect to your cell.
Personalized shampoo and conditioner individually tailored to suit your hair needs — simply complete a hair quiz before deciding on a color and fragrance. And said quiz? ‘Tis legit. Prepare to bubble in quick questions about goals, structure, and scalp moisture (raise your hand if you, too, have oily roots that rival that of a New York pizza slice 🙃).
A vacuum hose attachment because the lint that has accumulated in your dryer…take care of that, sis. Clogged vents = longer drying times = higher utility bills = less money in your bank account to put toward, say, more Seamless takeout. An FYI that multiple reviewers (multiple!) pulled out whole socks from their lint traps.
A tub of The Pink Stuff, an all-purpose paste capable of tackling your most pesky cleaning problems. Caked up grease on kitchen cabinets and red vino stains on white carpeting will all but vanish with no elbow grease required (an ideal cleaning situation).
A travel glass set designed with a simple-but-effective airtight seal lid, aka the contents inside won’t go bad after sitting in your fridge for more than three minutes. These versatile babies are great for fresh smoothies, cold-pressed juices, iced tea, iced coffee — you get the drill. If you can drink it, store it in the below.
A two-piece seamless activewear set that’s making me want to go for a hike in the great outdoors — and I hate the great outdoors. This comfy ‘fit is athleisure perfection: Throw it on with a puffer for errands, with a cardigan whilst working from home, and wear as/is for that 20-minute kickboxing video you *promise* you’ll get to today.
An ice cube tray for making nugget-shaped cubes that are the secret sauce behind [insert fast food chain here] soft drinks, arguably the most satisfying part of any burger-and-fries meal combo.
A ceramic trinket dish especially wonderful for folks who turn an unflattering shade of red when they hear the unfair stereotypes given to their fellow Scorpio kind. We’re passionate. Leave us be.
Ultra pigmented lip stains that pay homage to your beverage of choice — red red wine. Reviewers swear these tints are smudge- and transfer-proof and, adorable vino-inspired packaging aside, you’ll get six wearable shades for ~$10.
A two-wick paraffin wax twist candle set on a flameproof base that — and let’s not shimmy around the truth here — you’ll never want to burn anyway. It’s art and is therefore bound to become the pièce de résistance of your nightstand. The crème de la crème of all your home decor.
Or! A chocolate bar candle because Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory may not be real but that doesn’t mean your home can’t *smell* like it is.
An electric frother if you spend more on ~fancy~ coffee in a week than you do on actual groceries. Barista-level drinks are yours at the press of a button: pour in your milk of choice (nondairy options included), choose one out of four foam options, and that’s it. That cappuccino will taste like it’s been teleported fresh from Italy.
A flexible Burger Buddy holder because you did not pay that $3 in extra toppings so that every hunk of provolone could slip out of your sandwich and onto your plate. Messy eaters, I accept your gratitude in advance. Never again will your wardrobe be ruined by grease stains.
A Tushy bidet attachment so you can ditch the wasteful TP once and for all. No more screaming out to a roommate for a fresh roll because you’ve realized, all too late, that there wasn’t any left.
A tank bra and matching high-waisted briefs from Naked Rebellion, a revolutionary new brand specializing in intimates that redefine the term “nude” — they offer nine different shades ranging from espresso to almond that ensure you get just the right hue.
A set of smart plugs you can control through a voice-enabled Alexa. Getting up in the middle of [yet another] Harry Potter marathon to turn off that obnoxiously bright lamp? Nope. Make Alexa do it instead.
Stackable chairs likely meant for children but screw it, I’m getting them for myself. The GPS for these little piggies is taking Exit Purchased and heading straight toward the direction of my shopping cart.
A BedShelfie, aka a foolproof way to never lose your remote controls in the abyss that is your bedding. Nightstands are just a smidge too far for comfortably setting down your nighttime essentials (glasses! phones! books you intend on reading but don’t because of TikTok!), and this has just enough surface space to hold the items that tend to end up on the floor.
A hand-painted Kokeshi doll inspired by the great David Bowie and his iconic album, Aladdin Sane. This gorgeous collectible is destined to become ~the prettiest star~ of your nightstand.
A set of ceramic dishes inspired by the franchise they’ve been begging you to binge for a decade. Will you ever watch a Star Wars movie? Not a chance. But at least you can give them a proper, thoughtful place to eat their roasted porg from.
A battery-operated LED light that gives a whole new meaning to having your ~head in the clouds~. This accent piece even has three different settings (fade, flash, and strobe) and basically turns your bedroom into an art exhibit.
Cosrx Galactomyces 95 Tone Balancing Essence – it takes dull, tired skin and leads it greener pastures (*insert idyllic farm image here*). Hyaluronic acid and panthenol provide ultimate hydration, and drumroll por favor — it absorbs quickly! No grease. No stick. Apply this before moisturizer to make sure all that goodness gets locked in.
A candle-making kit that comes with everything you’ll need to upcycle old tea cups and mason jars: 100 6-inch pre-waxed wicks, a 10-pound bag of natural soy wax, and two centering devices. *inhales at the thought of lemon and lavender*
A portable paint palette set for anyone who fancies themself a modern-day da Vinci (one with a stronger appreciation of eyebrows). Reviewers swear that the paint quality is fantastic for the price, plus the palette is refillable which means cha-ching! Money saved in the long run.
A heat-changing ceramic mug that reveals a scene from the ~ocean blue~ whenever you pour in your morning cup of caffeine. Raise your hand if bioluminescence and giant squid terrify you more than it reasonably should!
A Joseph Joseph cutting board so you can chop ingredients and then quickly transfer them ~straight~ into the pan thanks to an ergonomic handle. This bebe is also foldable for easy storage and dishwasher-safe, so you truly cannot go wrong.
A life-sized avocado that is actually *not* an avocado — it’s a delicious hunk of white and milk chocolate that I intend on purchasing for myself this Valentine’s Day.
A DIY scratch-a-sketch for the person who hates writing lengthy cards and has not one romantic bone in their body. I get it. Pass ’em a penny and this personalized note for a gift that at least *feels* pretty darn sappy.
A silicone mold so you can finally try your hand at the epic hot cocoa bombs that have invaded your TikTok feed. This hunk of silicone is nonstick, flexible, dishwasher-safe, and can even be used for lava cakes (*drools*) or handmade soap.
A portable pack of soap sheets that will certainly come in ~handy~, particularly during *eye twitches* these times. Public toilets — and the decorative dispensers that never contain soap — will no longer have to feel like the enemy.
An Atlas Coffee Club subscription that delivers fresh beans ::immediately thinks of Even Stevens:: to your doorstep. Each box curates a new coffee type with personalized roasts and grinds, a postcard from a new country each month, plus tasting notes and tips for each batch. If you weren’t already a coffee snob…
A DIY miniature greenhouse for the folks who never *did* get that Barbie dream house growing up — same, but this is so much better anyway. You’ll receive everything to flesh out nooks, crannies, and details (think flowers, doors, vines, shelves) plus an LED light fixture.
A reclaimed wood serving board that gives you no choice but to put out a spread of Manchego and prosciutto every single day. God, I love cheese.
A wheat-free peanut butter cake mix to show your best friend how much you friggin’ love them. Whether it’s for their birthday coming up in four months or that they gave you an extra snuggle this a.m., any excuse is a good excuse to whip up this delicious treat for your dear doggo.
A sun lamp because *breathes in the same air that’s been trapped in my bedroom since March* nature. This mimics sunlight to boost your mood, improve focus, and help your body create a more consistent sleep schedule. (Psst, this is especially great for night owls who prefer working late!)
A set of thick velvet slip covers for a brand new couch on a very, very small budget. It doesn’t take a DIY genius to master these beauties — literally just ~slip~ them over sofa cushions for an immediate uptick to your living room decor. *considers starting a home renovation blog*
A watering funnel that gives you no choice but to water your plants. The amount of water that has pooled on my floor rather than into the roots of my ZZ… ridiculous, quite frankly! This is effective, takes up no extra space, doesn’t look like an eyesore, and gets a task (one that you constantly put off) out of the way.