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1.

A uniquely shaped Pixie sure to cling to your clit with the verve it deserves! This is so much better than a box of candy hearts.

Pixie Clitoris Vibrator


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The has 10 different settings, is USB rechargeable, and can fit in the palm of your hand.

Promising review: “So, I’m going to go right out and say that I have never been much of an ‘outside stimulation’ gal, but I’m almost positive this thing changed my life for the better. I’m way too obsessed with this, and I cannot WAIT to try it with my boyfriend. The only negative thing I have to say about this is that it’s TOO GOOD. Be careful, you might get obsessed like I am!!!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $39.97+ (available in three colors).

2.

An intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play on your solo V-day date night.


Unbound

Promising review: “I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it’s the most beautiful sex toy I’ve ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was LOL. That probably won’t happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I’m excited to explore with temperature play! <3″ —M.

Get it from Unbound for $37.


Unbound

Promising review: “I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it’s the most beautiful sex toy I’ve ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was LOL. That probably won’t happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I’m excited to explore with temperature play! <3″ —M.

Get it from Unbound for $37.

3.

A butt plug set that’ll make this holiday extra special for hard-working people who love some business in the back.

Three tapered butt plugs in different sizes


Bellesa Boutique

Promising review: “These plugs have a nice size progression to them. They are comfortable to wear (velvet smooth) even around the house and the packaging is the cherry on top for this beautiful product.” —Brittish Britt

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $45 (available in two colors).

4.

A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy on Valentine’s Day, even if you two haven’t seen each other IRL in way too long.

A person in leopard print pants with three Clone-A-Willy packages splayed out between their legs


Amazon

This uses medical-grade materials to clone an erect penis. The kit includes a the ingredients needed to form your personalized dildo and a vibrator to be inserted after it’s finished. I found this thing a couple years ago and had to get one for my husband to try. And guess what? It really does work like a charm! After it’s finished drying, you’ll have a vibe unlike anything you’ve had before (well, actually, it’ll be pretty dang similar to something you’ve had before).

Promising review: “I absolutely love this. It was SO much fun to make and I could not believe how well it worked. It is so lifelike. I highly recommend this product!” —Carly N. Germann

Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in eight colors, including glow-in-the-dark).

5.

The Anniversary Collection with a bullet that’s gonna pack quite the punch (even though it’s quiet as a mouse) and an app-controlled vibe that’s gonna knock your socks off (and likely everything else).


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The We-Connect™ app is free, and it’ll let you control your Sync from anywhere.

Promising reviews: “The Tango is just perfect in every way! It’s cute, powerful, and versatile. Using it with my partner is the best. He also loves it when we both play with it.” —Lina001

“I need clitoral stimulation and had tried plenty of couple toys but they were cheap products and not worth it! That’s why we decided to buy the Sync even though the price is quite premium. It is perfect for me. It’s the only thing that makes me have the big OOOOOOH while sleeping with my partner. He enjoys it too!” —Linda

Get it from We-Vibe for $149 (originally $279; available in two colors).


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The We-Connect™ app is free, and it’ll let you control your Sync from anywhere.

Promising reviews: “The Tango is just perfect in every way! It’s cute, powerful, and versatile. Using it with my partner is the best. He also loves it when we both play with it.” —Lina001

“I need clitoral stimulation and had tried plenty of couple toys but they were cheap products and not worth it! That’s why we decided to buy the Sync even though the price is quite premium. It is perfect for me. It’s the only thing that makes me have the big OOOOOOH while sleeping with my partner. He enjoys it too!” —Linda

Get it from We-Vibe for $149 (originally $279; available in two colors).

6.

The clitoral massager to stimulate your best bits with blissful, touch-free tickling. Bonus: it’s waterproof *and* designed in such a way that your body should never get too used to the feeling, meaning you’re sure to be surprised by this pleasure long after Valentine’s Day has ~cum~ and gone.

Person in bath holding sex toy


Womanizer

Promising review: “Guaranteed orgasms? No problem with this toy!” —Jasmine A.

Get it on sale from Womanizer for $69 (originally $129; available in three colors).

7.

A vibrating cock ring that’ll cock-a-doodle-do what it takes to wake up your Valentine’s day, even when you’re stuck at home.


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Promising review: “My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It’s a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it’s USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It’s waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn’t delay the wearer’s orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you’re assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement.” —Dani

Get it from Amazon for $25.96.


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Promising review: “My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It’s a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it’s USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It’s waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn’t delay the wearer’s orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you’re assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement.” —Dani

Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

8.

A Starlet Snow, a lightweight option you can really and truly carry with you everywhere you go. A date who is good in bed, who you want to travel with? 10/10.

Person pulling off underwear with one hand while holding the palm-size toy in the other


Womanizer

Promising review: “Having trouble coming? Here’s the quick and convenient solution!” —Abegail

Get it from Womanizer for $49 (originally $79).

9.

A great-for-beginners butt plug that’ll be a fab introduction to this form of sexual pleasure (who says you can’t find new things to do while you’re at home?!) no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

A small, smooth butt plug with a curved tail in the shape of a heart


Lovelife

Get it from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $29.

10.

A Fleshlight — a realistic-looking masturbation toy that’s gonna tighten or loosen to your heart’s content.

A realistic looking vagina opening with lips and a small clit placed inside a handle


Amazon

Promising review: “After seeing this product on a porn site and reading the reviews, I decided to take the plunge and purchase one. I followed the directions (run under warm water first, use water-based lubricant) and went to town on it! I could not believe the feeling — it’s almost too real to believe! It’s not a substitute for a real person (can’t love you back), but a great alternative. Cleaning is easy. Just rinse with warm water, dry thoroughly, and powder with baby powder or corn starch. It’s a great product to train with to learn control.” —Sailboat Captain

Get it from Amazon for $64.95+ (available in two styles).

11.

A Buck-Off, the reviewer-loved stroker designed for trans masculine people who have started transition. This silky smooth toy uses suction to create intense pleasure with a jack-off motion. Yum.

Buck-Off in packaging


Buck Angel

Promising review: “This gave me the strongest orgasm I’d ever had. I’d definitely recommend buying it. It’s shape is very easy to hold in one hand, no matter how you’re positioned. I’m one year on T with average growth. The opening is about the size of my thumb and it was very easy to get my junk in there. It felt awesome. My girlfriend and I were laughing our asses off because it makes a lot of wet slurpy noises. If you’re easily distracted, like I am, put music on. It takes a bit of practice to use but after a few attempts, I was able to get good suction. It feels amazing. I’d rather the ridges go all the way to the opening, but it felt damn good. I was able to jerk the toy in a stroking fashion. I was able to put a bullet in the top and made the entire thing vibrate. I have to say, that was the strongest orgasm I’ve ever had, while jerking off, in my lifetime. That surprised the hell out of me. I’ve heard a lot of concerns about not having enough growth. I’d recommend it to any guy at any stage of their transition. Pre-T guys may have a bit of trouble because it can be a little bulky. You can always turn it inside out and use the ridges to get off. The ridges are great. For it being the first trans masculine stroker of it’s kind, it’s well worth the money.” —Buck Angel Customer

Get it from Buck Angel for $23.99 (originally $29.99).

12.

A veiny, 9-inch rabbit that’s sure to make your ~hair~ stand on end.

A reviewer holding the large dildo, showing the raised veins and the rabbit ear clitoral stimulator


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It includes a USB cord for charging and has seven different vibration speeds. Plus, the head is flexible so you can hit just the right spot.

Promising review: “This has got to be the BEST toy I’ve ever bought. Even on its highest setting it’s VERY quiet. I love all the texture on it; it’s such a wonderful tease! I also love how soft the material is and how easy it is to clean! It’s not abrasive to my skin like some other toys can be. I would highly recommend this product.” —Jessica

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

13.

Or a G-spot rabbit with seven modes of vibration you’ll love with every rabbit of your heart.


Bellesa

Promising review:This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. It changed my world. I’ve cum from sex before with clit stimulation, just clit stimulation, and I’ve cum from only PIV sex before, but I’ve never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is gorgeous, a work of art. Even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks.” —Anonymous

Get it from Bellesa for $109 (available in two colors).


Bellesa

Promising review:This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. It changed my world. I’ve cum from sex before with clit stimulation, just clit stimulation, and I’ve cum from only PIV sex before, but I’ve never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is gorgeous, a work of art. Even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks.” —Anonymous

Get it from Bellesa for $109 (available in two colors).

14.

A witchy crystal wand for guaranteeing you have a *magical* Valentine’s Day, for once.

Clear glass dildo with moon detail on top


Amazon

Promising review: “I’ve always been nervous about glass toys, but I couldn’t pass up something so cute and affordable. It isn’t hollow, it’s solid, so there’s no way it would snap off in your bum. It also seems to hold temperature better than metal, silicone, or jelly toys, so taking a break won’t give you an icy surprise. It also seems to warm up faster than other materials. It’s a fantastic addition to my toy box. This toy is PERFECT!” —Morgan Lee

Get it from Amazon for $14.88 (available in four styles).

15.

A tin of bliss orgasm balm formulated with mint extract and essential oils that’ll increase blood flow, putting your clit in *mint* condition for some extra stimulation.

balm in heart shaped tin


Lovehoney

Promising review: “If you want to explore using your fingers, this stuff is absolutely amazing. It feels amazing and gets me wet within seconds, proper good orgasm. Literally the best pleasure balm going, can’t wait to use this when I get a boyfriend. For now, using it on myself is just amazing.” —Anonymous

Get it from Lovehoney for $12.99.

16.

A silky WaterSlyde sure to offer up some good, clean fun when you know the only thing that could make your relaxing bath better is the chance to get even more wet.

A bubble bath with water running down the waterfall spout


Lovability

This clever gadget really does make for a perfectly personalized experience as you adjust the water pressure/temperature to best fit your needs – no awkward shower heads or yoga moves required!

Promising review:This is the easiest toy I’ve ever had. Just tie it to your tub’s faucet, turn the water on, and lay back and enjoy. A definite must-have.” —Anonymous

Get it from Lovability for $35.

17.

A beginner-friendly compact vibe in a smooth surf-inspired design that’ll give you ~waves~ of pleasure, whether you prefer internal or external attention.

Orange vibe with smiley face printed on end


Free People

This compact cutie is waterproof and has three speeds and one pulsating mode. One AAA battery (not included) will keep The Surfer vibin’ for up to four hours. And it’s quiet, super quiet.

Promising review: “This product was one of the best impulse purchases I’ve ever made. Like seriously, just do it. And if you’re a first-time user, it’s perfect!” —K_B8

Get it from Free People for $34.

18.

A sneaky lipstick vibe that’s gonna camouflage itself with all the odds and ends inside your purse. Buy this beauty and you’re gonna have a satisfying sex life even if you and your lame ex don’t kiss and ~makeup~ on the 14th.


Urban Outfitters

This requires one AAA battery, which is included. It’s waterproof and designed to be wiped clean.

Promising review:If you’re looking for your first toy, this is it!! I had to do long distance for months because of COVID and this spiced things up when I was lonely. Hahah, so worth it!” —jinykate

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20 (available in three colors).


Urban Outfitters

This requires one AAA battery, which is included. It’s waterproof and designed to be wiped clean.

Promising review:If you’re looking for your first toy, this is it!! I had to do long distance for months because of COVID and this spiced things up when I was lonely. Hahah, so worth it!” —jinykate

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20 (available in three colors).

19.

A smooth oral sex simulator sure to be *insert tongue-in-cheek comment here*.

Donut shaped toy with silicone exterior and gold center


Lelo

This is waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has 12 settings.

Promising review: “I read about Lelo in a quarantine love toys piece and was automatically curious. I liked the color selection and ordered aqua blue. It’s a beautiful product, well packaged, and comes with initial lube if you don’t have some handy to ensure your test drive is not hindered. Well-thought-out touch-ensuring silicone connection. Ample choices of speed and variation. All in all – this is a sure winner to anyone’s toy collection.” —Just Queer

Get it on sale from Lelo for $169 (available in three colors).

20.

A sleek, three-speed massager with a gender-inclusive design so darn good lookin’ you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your personal massager.

Massager in shape and color of elongated egg


Maude

This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB-rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.

Promising review: “This wasn’t my first vibe. Heck, it wasn’t my 10th. We’ve owned many, from the low cheap ones to high-end expensive ones. No name $15 toys up to $180+. The Maude is equal or better than the best of them. Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to ‘Oh my God!’ This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise. I’d say it’s the best value out there by a mile.” —Karen S.

Preorder from Maude for $45.

21.

A rechargeable G-spot vibe — wake up with this thing on Valentine’s Day and you’re guaranteed to get a buzz way better than any ol’ cup of coffee could give ya.


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This includes a wireless remote, a USB rechargeable battery, quite vibration pattern, and it’s waterproof.

Promising review: “The device worked perfectly out of the box with no issues or mishaps. The vibrating functionality delivered a pleasure-filled ride with each of the nine vibrating functions offering unique and diverse patterns of vibration. Both the clitoral and G-spot vibrating heads of the device stimulated various regions of the vaginal wall and clitoris creating a magnificent wave of excitement and delight. The remote had a long and adequate battery life and the charging time was minimal, which allowed for maximum hours of fun in and out of the bedroom. Moreover, the remote is easy to use and is a wonderful little tool for some very interesting couples play by allowing your partner to control the vibrations. Overall, the Rechargeable Clitoral & G-Spot Vibrator is an excellent device that delivers a fun and fantastic experience for both solo and couples play.” —Jaime

Get it from Amazon for $32.99+ (available in two colors).


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This includes a wireless remote, a USB rechargeable battery, quite vibration pattern, and it’s waterproof.

Promising review: “The device worked perfectly out of the box with no issues or mishaps. The vibrating functionality delivered a pleasure-filled ride with each of the nine vibrating functions offering unique and diverse patterns of vibration. Both the clitoral and G-spot vibrating heads of the device stimulated various regions of the vaginal wall and clitoris creating a magnificent wave of excitement and delight. The remote had a long and adequate battery life and the charging time was minimal, which allowed for maximum hours of fun in and out of the bedroom. Moreover, the remote is easy to use and is a wonderful little tool for some very interesting couples play by allowing your partner to control the vibrations. Overall, the Rechargeable Clitoral & G-Spot Vibrator is an excellent device that delivers a fun and fantastic experience for both solo and couples play.” —Jaime

Get it from Amazon for $32.99+ (available in two colors).

22.

A realistic thrusting dildo with raised veins, a curved head, and two trusty testicles. This *treasure* has seven vibration modes and a suction cup base, giving you a chance for vaginal and anal penetration anywhere you wanna ~stick it~.

Realistic silicone dildo on shower wall


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This penetrative pal is USB rechargeable, has seven different vibration modes, five rotating/thrusting modes, and includes a bottle of lube, USB recharging cord, instructions, and a storage bag.

Promising review: “I’ve been using this pretty hard the past couple of weeks and it shows no sign of breaking or slowing down. This thing is powerful, other ones I’ve used seem to stop any movement once they meet a little resistance. This dildo doesn’t miss a step, it just keeps powering it’s way through. It is easy to clean. I give this product 5 stars and recommend it to all.” —K.L.

Get it from Amazon for $36.69.

23.

A statement ring with three vibrating speeds and two customizable modes, likely making this bold beauty the first piece of jewelry you ever own that loves on *you* as much as you love *it*.


Unbound

Your ring will be 100% waterproof and even swivels to give you unique positional play. It also has a *lovely* magnetic charging dock – one hour of charge gives you an hour of play.

Promising review: “This gives you an ‘ouf’ all day! I love this ring! I am so glad I got it and will enjoy my naughty little secret for years to come!” —S.D.

Get it from Unbound for $99 (available in two colors and sizes 5–8).


Unbound

Your ring will be 100% waterproof and even swivels to give you unique positional play. It also has a *lovely* magnetic charging dock – one hour of charge gives you an hour of play.

Promising review: “This gives you an ‘ouf’ all day! I love this ring! I am so glad I got it and will enjoy my naughty little secret for years to come!” —S.D.

Get it from Unbound for $99 (available in two colors and sizes 5–8).

24.

A mini clitoral sucking vibe that’s totally gonna make you wanna turn up some old school Kelly Clarkson and burst out singing “My life would ~suck~ without you!” the moment you begin.

Palm-sized vibe with silicone around exterior and small silicone lip over suction hole


Amazon

This uses 20 patterns and eight intensity levels to give tons of variation. It’s super quiet and the battery is USB rechargeable.

Promising review: “I use my money in a lot of dumb ways but this purchase was definitely worth it –100%. I’d definitely recommend buying it and I would for sure buy from this company again!” —Trin

Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in three colors).

25.

A wrap around rabbit with ultra-soft edges great for stimulating your nipples, clit, or to place around the base of your penis. The vibrating base is also great for both vaginal and anal penetration. Looking for a toy that does it all? You’ve found it!


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This clever contraption has seven vibration modes, is 100% waterproof, and is designed with a USB rechargeable battery.

Promising review: ” I can’t say enough good things about this toy. I’ve never played with a toy shaped this way before but now that I have, I can’t imagine going back to a tradition vibe. The duel ridged heads on the rabbit ‘ears’ hit me in exactly the right spot and in the right way. The seven different pulse patterns give amazing variety to your playtime so you never get bored. As promised, the 100% medical safe silicone is very soft and pleasant to the touch. Plugging it in, turning it on, and navigating the pulse options was easy and intuitive. I did not have to read the enclosed directions but it is a lovely and thoughtful touch that the manufacturer included them. This is my new favorite toy and I would absolutely try more like this.” —Nick Rogers

Get it from Amazon for $28.99 (available in two colors).


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This clever contraption has seven vibration modes, is 100% waterproof, and is designed with a USB rechargeable battery.

Promising review: ” I can’t say enough good things about this toy. I’ve never played with a toy shaped this way before but now that I have, I can’t imagine going back to a tradition vibe. The duel ridged heads on the rabbit ‘ears’ hit me in exactly the right spot and in the right way. The seven different pulse patterns give amazing variety to your playtime so you never get bored. As promised, the 100% medical safe silicone is very soft and pleasant to the touch. Plugging it in, turning it on, and navigating the pulse options was easy and intuitive. I did not have to read the enclosed directions but it is a lovely and thoughtful touch that the manufacturer included them. This is my new favorite toy and I would absolutely try more like this.” —Nick Rogers

Get it from Amazon for $28.99 (available in two colors).

26.

The Tennis Coach, a stylized vibe you’re sure to have a ~ball~ playing with, even if it doesn’t buy you dinner first.

Bright yellow dildo with tennis ball inspired head


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This is a silent internal vibrator designed with a smooth, round head that’s curved to fit the vagina’s front wall where it comes in contact with the inner structure of the clitoris. Which means all us vagina-havers can have a penetrative orgasm like never before. Bless. BTW, this runs on one AAA battery!

Get it from Smile Makers for $55.

27.

A fancy fleshlight that’ll totally be a ~bright~ idea, despite the lack of actual lighting, if your Valentine’s plans are currently looking a little stale.


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This nifty lil’ “light” has 10 vibration modes and five clamping options. It includes moaning sound effects that are activated when penis is inserted. This can be washed clean with water and the battery is rechargeable with a USB.

Promising review: “This product is designed well from aesthetics to functionality. It’s lightweight but very durable. It’s easy to control, with varying intensity and options to choose from, to meet your or your partner’s needs. The inner silicone lining is comfortable for pleasure and makes for easy clean up. Great addition to other toys used to satisfy my needs. One thing that would improve it is the volume of the motor as it is not the quietest.” —David Wilger

Get it from Amazon for $52.99.


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This nifty lil’ “light” has 10 vibration modes and five clamping options. It includes moaning sound effects that are activated when penis is inserted. This can be washed clean with water and the battery is rechargeable with a USB.

Promising review: “This product is designed well from aesthetics to functionality. It’s lightweight but very durable. It’s easy to control, with varying intensity and options to choose from, to meet your or your partner’s needs. The inner silicone lining is comfortable for pleasure and makes for easy clean up. Great addition to other toys used to satisfy my needs. One thing that would improve it is the volume of the motor as it is not the quietest.” —David Wilger

Get it from Amazon for $52.99.

28.

A recyclable biodegradable vibrator made of starch-based bioplastic so you can know just how sexy sustainable living really is.

Three vibrators in pink. blue, and green


Free People

This is waterproof, safe to use with any lube, and requires two AA batteries (not included).

Promising review: “This is awesome. It’s really good to know that something I am putting inside me is good for the earth and my body!” —reviewartist1

Get it from Free People for $16 (available in three colors).

29.

An adjustable cup with irresistible ridges you can use to enhance stroking when powered off or create an even more intense sensation with the vibration setting is on.


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This has ten different massage modes and includes a USB charging port.

Promising review: “I was surprised to see that the packaging was so premium. This little toy comes with a rechargeable battery and charging port which are fully covered by the silicone, hence water resistance. Using this toy was definitely a different feeling because it has 10 different vibrations other than your typical hand movement. The toy is also extremely convenience to carry around so you could take this wherever you go and no one will notice.” —Jackie Li

Get it from Amazon for $21.99.


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This has ten different massage modes and includes a USB charging port.

Promising review: “I was surprised to see that the packaging was so premium. This little toy comes with a rechargeable battery and charging port which are fully covered by the silicone, hence water resistance. Using this toy was definitely a different feeling because it has 10 different vibrations other than your typical hand movement. The toy is also extremely convenience to carry around so you could take this wherever you go and no one will notice.” —Jackie Li

Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

30.

A high-frequency G-spot vibe — you’ll totally be ~buzzing~ about your date with this dream toy to whoever will listen.

Reviewer holding toy in hand. Shape of electric toothbrush, with thin top ending at a small, cat-face tip.


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This tool includes two replacement heads and a USB charging cord. It has 10 different settings and is safe to clean under water.

Promising review: “This toy is so fun. Not only is it super powerful and definitely gets the job done, but it’s even more fun with another person to play with. This has to be the most fun couple toy to lightly zap them with. It’s lightweight and a perfect little wizard wand of pleasure LOL.” —Nikki

Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

31.

The Frenchman, a waterproof, bendable pick with four speeds and two pulsating modes designed to give you a tantalizing tickling sensation. Plan on spending Valentine’s Day with this and you’re sure to be saying “Oh la laaaaaah” all night long.


Free People

This is 100% waterproof, silent, and runs on one AAA battery, not included.

Promising review: “I really enjoy The Frenchman. I researched The Smile Makers and liked that the company was started by women and that they work towards sex positivity. This vibe is smaller than I anticipated, but works well and has a lot of settings. Very unquiet architecture. I’d recommended this brand!” —xaviaf

Get it from Free People for $55.


Free People

This is 100% waterproof, silent, and runs on one AAA battery, not included.

Promising review: “I really enjoy The Frenchman. I researched The Smile Makers and liked that the company was started by women and that they work towards sex positivity. This vibe is smaller than I anticipated, but works well and has a lot of settings. Very unquiet architecture. I’d recommended this brand!” —xaviaf

Get it from Free People for $55.

32.

A hands-free clitoral vibe with flexible wings that’ll wrap under the labia to create a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm…again and again. And AGAIN.

Model holding the small toy. It&#x27;s slightly larger than the tip of a thumb with small adjustable arms on either side.


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This USB-rechargeable beaut can run for up to five hours on a full charge. It’s waterproof and has a quiet buzz.

Promising review:If you have a hard time getting an orgasm, this will help you get one so fast! Side note: you do have to play around with it to get the right spot to fit. This is amazing. It’s definitely worth the price.” —Aponce94

Get it from Free People for $135 (available in two colors).

33.

A penile vibrator that’s gonna help anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands- and stroke-free stimulation. This even works when flaccid, so plan on some stress-free, stimulating fun!


Hot Octopuss

This has six vibration settings and works on any spot on your penis. It’s waterproof and has a rechargeable battery. BTW, this product’s packaging currently uses a gendered term. If you’d prefer to receive the product without the packaging until name updates are made, you can request that via their customer support.

Get it from Hot Octopuss for $99.


Hot Octopuss

This has six vibration settings and works on any spot on your penis. It’s waterproof and has a rechargeable battery. BTW, this product’s packaging currently uses a gendered term. If you’d prefer to receive the product without the packaging until name updates are made, you can request that via their customer support.

Get it from Hot Octopuss for $99.

34.

A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying *yourself* should be your only Valentine’s tradition!

Person on floor with position cards around them and vibe in hand


Mystery Vibe

Using the Mystery Vibe app, you can control and customize your Crescendo’s vibration patterns, while also learning tips and tricks that may help heat things up! This treasure is waterproof, wireless, USB-rechargeable, and made from premium silicone.

Promising review: “This is a sex toy like no other. This is a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure.” —Ben

Get it from Mystery Vibe for $149.99 (available in two colors).

35.

A Sona 2 Cruise with a unique clitoral-stimulating design that’ll provide an ebb and flow of orgasmic pleasure. This absorbs sonic waves and transmits them back to your clitoris, while automatically increasing in intensity when pressed harder against your body.


instagram.com, Lelo

Promising review: “This is my first pleasure product, but I can’t thank myself enough for purchasing this. It blew my mind how amazing this product is. I didn’t think I would enjoy it so much, but it’s hella awesome and I would totally recommend to anyone who doesn’t want a pleasure product that involves penetration.” —Lelo Customer

Get it from Lelo for $104 (originally $139; available in three colors).


instagram.com, Lelo

Promising review: “This is my first pleasure product, but I can’t thank myself enough for purchasing this. It blew my mind how amazing this product is. I didn’t think I would enjoy it so much, but it’s hella awesome and I would totally recommend to anyone who doesn’t want a pleasure product that involves penetration.” —Lelo Customer

Get it from Lelo for $104 (originally $139; available in three colors).

36.

A remote-controlled prostate massager sure to have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing orgasms.

Two hands, one holding the dual ended prostate massage and the other holding a round silver remote


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This has six vibration patterns, is waterproof, and USB rechargeable.

Promising review: “This is a great prostate massager with incredible power. It could be used together or alone. I personally love the power vibration on the prostate, as well as externally on the scrotum. I fully recommend it!” —JohnWick78

Get it on Lelo for $219 (available in three colors).

37.

A pair of vibrator panties are gonna be a necessary accessory if you want to make sure your entire holiday is haaawt. Going to get groceries never felt this good.


Lovelife

This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries.

Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $119.


Lovelife

This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries.

Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $119.

38.

A 7-inch rose quartz massage wand — a crystal clear way to make your Valentine’s Day something special.

Long and smooth crystal dildo


Amazon

Not only does this work as a super sleek dildo, you can also use it to massage your body and roll out knots. Get you a tool that does both!

Promising review: “This crystal wand, and everything that comes with it, exceeded my expectations!!! It starts with an elegant design of the packaging: the little cards underneath the lid when you open the box, a super beautiful pink satin bag, and the wand itself. It’s a very tasteful and super sensual product and experience. I love the natural pink color of the crystal, the shape, smooth finish, and for sure the energy it unfolds!! I definitely recommend it!” —Sabine C. deVries

Get it from Amazon for $149.

39.

A Dame Fin, a finger vibe so satisfying you’re gonna wanna give it your digits.

Person with toy wrapped around two fingers


Dame

Want even more versatile play? The tether is removable, so feel free to switch things up! It’s water resistant, made of medical-grade silicone, is USB rechargeable, and has three speeds.

Promising review: “Fin is easily the most pleasurable vibrator I have used. I love that it operates as an extension of myself. I am very satisfied with Fin in both solo play and with my partner. I am certain she would echo that sentiment.” —Melissa M.

Get it from Dame for $85 (available in two colors).

40.

And finally, a set of Tenga eggs, textured single-use masturbation sleeves that’ll make your Valentine date night with yourself particularly egg-cellent.


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Each of the six eggs has a different texture and comes with its own packet of lube.

Promising review: “I enjoy the playful, but also subtle packaging, and the size of these is very convenient for travel. Especially on the first time with each egg, it’s fun to unwrap them and find out exactly what each texture is on the inside. The material is extremely supple and very skin-like. I enjoyed the small packet of lube that came with each as well, as it lasted quite a while and had excellent texture.” —DrinkGeek

Get a six-pack from Amazon for $25.36+ (available in three packs).


Amazon, instagram.com

Each of the six eggs has a different texture and comes with its own packet of lube.

Promising review: “I enjoy the playful, but also subtle packaging, and the size of these is very convenient for travel. Especially on the first time with each egg, it’s fun to unwrap them and find out exactly what each texture is on the inside. The material is extremely supple and very skin-like. I enjoyed the small packet of lube that came with each as well, as it lasted quite a while and had excellent texture.” —DrinkGeek

Get a six-pack from Amazon for $25.36+ (available in three packs).

When your “date” shows up at your door:


Peacock

Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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