A natural deodorant that’ll ACTUALLY work like it says. Cheers for an aluminum-free formula you can fully switch to with confidence.
A small but mighty knife sharpener for transforming your lackluster cutters into safer, sharper instruments. No more (dangerously) hacking at a cucumber while wishing you’d sharpened ’em already.
A hair-finishing stick (aka, styling product on a mascara-like wand) you can use to swipe all the baby hairs back into your ponytail. No more having to use *all* of those stylish hair clips you get in the pack at once. It’s a LEWK, but something you shouldn’t have to resort to!
A mug warmer because you know that you should sip your tea faster but you get distracted so easily. No need to walk to the microwave for a refresh with this bb.
Bottle-cleaning tablets to rejuvenate the inside of your travel mug that currently looks like it’s caked in mud thanks to your beloved coffee. Seriously, it’s time to stop averting your gaze from its gross inside. These tablets fizz up and renew the look of your container.
Death Wish Coffee (yep, that’s the name!) that’ll make you scarily alert in case you find yourself chugging the regular stuff to keep your heavy eyelids open and operating.
Or an “ultra coffee” concentrate in case you’d rather just add water (and milk, in case you take it that way) for a quick, delicious caffeinated that is waaaay effective.
A brow-volumizing gel to give you some definition and color without major artistic skills. (I hear the cries of the folks who’ve had zero success with pencils.)
Indoor plant-food spikes so you can FINALLY feel like an adequate plant parent. You spent way too much on it at the farmers market anyway and are determined to help this one thrive. This is the year that we don’t kill off every houseplant!
A bidet attachment that’ll make you rue the day (or ALL the days) you’ve spent hunting for TP lately and then stood in line at the store with a GIANT package of toilet paper. Let’s cut down on that, OK?
A dishwashing spray for anyone without a dishwasher (or even with one!) who wishes they could just close their eyes and have someone scrub at baked-on gunk. Ok, this won’t scrub for you but’ll make it to where you just have to SWIPE off the gunk and rinse instead!
An odor-neutralizing candle made for pet-filled homes because those normal candles just are NOT cutting it no matter how many times you clean and spray freshener. It’ll even neutralize the smell of roasting brussels sprouts in a tiny apartment, I know this.
A budget monthly tracker that’ll work in your Google sheets in case you prefer to keep it digital, are trying to be better about paying attention to where every (digital) penny goes.
A teeth-whitening pen – it’ll put only a teensy dent in your budget (vs. a trip to the dentist you’ve been saving up for), *plus* they’re way easier to use than white strips and taste minty. I’ve used these and they’re super easy but effective!
And while we’re talking about dental needs, a copper tongue scraper that’ll help kill the funk so you don’t waste your precious time buying different mouthwashes and mints to address it.
A trio of simmer sauces no one will be able to tell are keto- or paleo-friendly unless you tell them. These’ll be easier and better than than finally getting around to making all these sauces from scratch like you’ve been swearing you’d learn how to do in 2021.
Or a grocery delivery with 10-minute recipes tailored to your dietary needs/wants because you’ve been meaning to do so more research into buys that don’t have artificial sweeteners, colors, or preservatives. But that sounds like a whole lotta work. Let Hungryroot do it for ya.
Affresh dishwasher tablets to get rid of residue that ends up creating odor and buildup on your dishes. Turns out, you don’t need a new dishwasher, it just needs a proper cleaning.
A storage shower curtain liner with mesh pockets that’ll finally help prevent all those mid-shower product avalanches from when the body wash slips from the tub corner. I should know — I own it, and this is my shower!
A NordVPN security system that’ll keep your personal *and* WFH data protected and private by encrypting your internet connection.
A password log you can use so you can easily access all those streaming service passwords that are vital to your life. *Plus* you can update them every few months accordingly in one fell swoop bc ~security~.
A wine filter you can swish in your glass to help combat the sulfites and histamines in that delicious glass, aka the stuff that can give you a wicked hangover. Wine is so good! I want you to be able to have a glass or two without feeling gross after. No need to shotgun a pizza (unless you want!) just to balance out those two glasses.
And a wine subscription that’ll help you discover new bevs delivered straight to your door because you’ve been meaning to branch out a while need someone to guide you. Zoom happy hours are about to get tastier.
A nail-strengthening cream for anyone who’s been meaning to do something about their thin or brittle nails…or is taking the time rn to give themselves a break from acrylics. This is pretty low-effort and incredibly affordable.
Acne patches here to help get at those blemishes without scarring or drying out the skin surrounding them. (AKA, they *gently* draw out the gunk.) Where were these when I was in middle school?
A pumice stone toilet bowl cleaner to remove all sorts of stubborn rings that’ve been staring at you every time you’re in the washroom. Nope, you do NOT need a new toilet. Your OG just requires some zhuzhing.
A biotin shampoo in case you’ve been thinking about how it looks like more and more hair ends up in the shower drain. This stuff is formulated to 1) of course, clean your hair and 2) help set your hair up for lusher success. Also, the reviews mention it works on multiple hair textures!
A ~ghost-like~ Squatty Potty because, uh, you’d like things to go much smoother than they have been during recent bathroom sessions. This stool better aligns your colon for a comfier, more efficient time. Now this is a haunting you want!
Poo-Pourri to once and for all help you combat smells in your shared bathroom. You simply spray beforehand and create a barrier between odors in the water and the air. Once you use this stuff, you won’t be able to go back.
Adorable bag clips to help keep your snacks in pristine condition ’til you’re ready to dig in again. No more telling yourself those potato chips are gonna go stale if you don’t finish them in one sitting (yes, I am speaking to myself).
A memory foam seat cushion with cooling gel to make your car seat or desk chair bearable, nay, comfy(?!) for longer stretches of time. Your poor behind and lower back will thank you.
And a memory foam orthopedic knee pillow in case you can only get to sleep starting on your side but have chronic pain. This cushion can help put everything in alignment.
A pack of light-dimming stickers because you need to be able to see the time with your eyes open, but not feel like a laser is boring into your eyeballs when you’re trying to get some sleep. You always forget about the problem ’til you put yourself to bed. Here’s to solving it and then forgetting it was a thing in the first place.
A fabric defuzzer to bring your go-to sweater back to a suitable state. Oh, and it’ll also de-pill your super comfy couch that you snagged for a steal on Craigslist a few years back.
Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.