A powerful clitoral stimulator from Satisfyer with ~pressure wave~ technology that’ll lap your orgasms to shore. Its 11 intensities will create a pleasure storm you won’t want to be rescued from. Sorry, was that too much?
Promising review: “This rose gold, silicone-tipped beauty will make you feel like the Queen you were always meant to be. You set this bad boy into position and it stays. I’m talking hands-free. You can watch your porn, eat a snack, browse Netflix, knit a sweater, whatever you want. Until 30 seconds later. When you approach orgasm.” —Goddess Divine
A rechargeable Hitachi Magic Wand to release all kinds of tension you might have built up. Just make sure you’re ready to handle all its power.
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Promising review: “An absolutely amazing product! It brings me sooo much pleasure in the bedroom. The multiple speed functions are fabulous and the cordless function is very helpful. I have used it with and without a dildo in my tight, little kitty. It hits all the right spots for me, swells my clit, and gives me multiple orgasms. By far the best vibrator I have ever had. It is well worth the price for the quality and power that you get. A smooth operation and fairly quiet. I am in love with it and plan on using it in the bedroom often.” —Kitty
A silky smooth clitoral stimulator whose 10 suction patterns will have you singing Afternoon Delight all spring long. And you can use this toy to titty-late other erogenous zones (*cough* like your nipples *cough*).
Promising review: “If you’ve been on the fence about trying one of these, let me knock you off right now: BUY THIS! It’s amazing! My boyfriend and I use this together both during foreplay and sex. I don’t know who enjoys it more; me, because it gives me the most powerful orgasms of my life, or him because he’s a giver (I know I’m lucky). This little vibe has so many different settings and intensities that there’s really something for everyone. The first time I used this toy, I orgasmed in under a minute. This toy is life-changing.” —Davo005
Get it from Amazon for $32.89+ (available in two colors).
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A completely strapless strap-on with vibrators on either end so everyone involved gets gifted the pleasure they deserve!
Promising review: “This toy was great when we first used it, but like most toys, we didn’t take the time to fully enjoy the toy then. OMG!!!! If I had to pick one toy and throw the rest away, this would be the one I’d keep!! My husband has officially nicknamed it “the f”$k-me silly toy” 😂❤️ But for real…I literally just laid there, and the toy did ALLLLLLLL the work! One of the best orgasms EVER! I was dizzy and literally couldn’t move for at least 10 mins after. BUY THIS NOW! IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! HANDS-DOWN THE BEST TOY EVER!” —TH
Promising review: “This toy was great when we first used it, but like most toys, we didn’t take the time to fully enjoy the toy then. OMG!!!! If I had to pick one toy and throw the rest away, this would be the one I’d keep!! My husband has officially nicknamed it “the f”$k-me silly toy” 😂❤️ But for real…I literally just laid there, and the toy did ALLLLLLLL the work! One of the best orgasms EVER! I was dizzy and literally couldn’t move for at least 10 mins after. BUY THIS NOW! IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! HANDS-DOWN THE BEST TOY EVER!” —TH
An innovative dual vibrator perfectly contoured to hit all the right spots. And don’t worry about turning it off when you’re done. Its Smart Silence technology will sense when it is no longer touching your body, and will turn itself off!
This is the toy that, if it somehow went missing, I’d probably die. I’m. Serious.
I love the size and feel of the Duo. Its 12 pressure *and* vibration modes leave nothing to be desired…because everything you could want is right here in one luxurious package! And I love that it senses when it’s no longer needed and goes into sleep mode (until I’m ready for more, of course)! Please treat yourself to this toy. It *will* make your life better.
Promising review: “The biggest complaint about a suck is usually that it doesn’t fuck. But this is a fuck and a suck, a fuck and suck if you shall. As someone who needs both to come, I’ll just say that this toy brought me to orgasm in under three minutes. Hefty price tag will deter some, but for those who value their orgasms highly, this little gem will amortize itself over hundreds of orgasms.” —Ren
Get it from Bellesa for $219 (available in four colors).
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A mini inflatable pillow because the best angles shouldn’t be hard to find. It’s even got a hole you can place a dildo in, so you have the support you need to ride your way to orgasm.
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Promising review: “Okay there’s no other way to say it, so here it is: Delicious, baby!!! If you like hot and steaming or sensual, I would recommend this as a companion in the bedroom or on the go. This pillow will give enough support to use for self-stimulation in front of a mirror, foreplay with your partner, and the real deal in different positions. I don’t like that it’s not easy to inflate, so make sure you have it pumped ahead of time. But I do like that it inflates because you can easy fold it up and put it in your bag or use it as a reading pillow at the park on a sunny day. As a sex educator, I would recommend this with water soluble lubes, but it seems to clean up nicely either way.” —Blue Serenity LLC
Or a suction dildo mount if you’ve been having trouble finding a flat surface to stick your dildo to. Designed to be used in multiple positions, you’ll never want for a wall or floor again!
Promising review: “This mounting unit works as advertised! If you are looking for different ways to enjoy sex, buy this now! This gem allows a person to enjoy different styles and angles to ride all your dildos no matter what size. Suction cups required!” —Tommy Wallbanger
A compact multi-use vibrator from Satisfyer so well-rounded you’ll wanna use it all-around during solo *and* couple play! This waterproof toy can be used in 14 different ways, so this is truly the gift that keeps on giving…
Promising reviews: “This was a fun toy for my husband and me to use to spice things up in the bedroom.” —am090678
“I like the material; it’s very soft and nice to touch. Good that you can wash it and nothing will be damaged. I’d recommend this vibrator.” —Kate
Get it from Amazon for $34.89+ (available in three colors).
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A waterproof mini bullet vibrator shaped for G-spot *and* clitoral enjoyment, because you shouldn’t have to choose between your favorite erogenous zones.
Amazon
Promising review: “Would definitely purchase again, but it’s such good quality I probably won’t ever need to ☺️” —Christine
Promising review: “Wow, this is a great ring! It fits great and is comfortable. I’ve had it on all day and have had no problems. It has some heft to let you know it is there but not so much that it’s stretching out your junk. I sometimes forget I am wearing because it is so comfortable. Highly recommended this product.” —RatherBatWDW
Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in three sizes)
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A 3-in-1 rabbit vibrator so your G-spot, clit, and anus get to tag along on the same ride. Because when it comes to feeling good, there’s no such thing as overstimulation.
Promising review: “All I can say is wow! This toy had me gushing waterfalls. If you only like vaginal play, you have no clue what you’re missing with these beads. I’ve rarely tried anal stimulation, but this product I would 10/10 recommend for anal training. The rabbit ears are super powerful and extremely stimulating regardless if you hold it in place or like to thrust it. This combination is perfect, and I wouldn’t have thought that a toy with so many components would be as wonderful as it is.” —3ofcups
Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in two colors).
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A realistic pussy masturbator if you’re looking to bring your fantasies to life. You can play with the vagina or the anus without worrying about post-fun clean up because this toy is open on the opposite end, too.
Honey Play Box
Honey Play Box is a small sex toy business based in California and run by four young, queer influencers. Their aim is to satisfy as many different sexual desires as possible and make sexual exploration fun and affordable.
Promising review: “The perfect design! It’s easy to be in and feels fairly strong! It’s just like the real thing. I love it.” —Alexander
An angled bullet vibrator made to hit all the right spots and shower them with orgasms. If you use its narrow edge just right, you’ll be able to *whet* your nipples and clitoris!
Promising review: “Shoutout to the girl from Twitter for putting me on! This toy is incredible. It’s small but oh-so-powerful. So many vibrations to choose from. This is definitely the best purchase I’ve ever made on Amazon. You will not be disappointed.” —C
Promising review: “Shoutout to the girl from Twitter for putting me on! This toy is incredible. It’s small but oh-so-powerful. So many vibrations to choose from. This is definitely the best purchase I’ve ever made on Amazon. You will not be disappointed.” —C
A thigh restraint sling because easy access is a must-have in the bedroom! It has a padded neck brace as well as adjustable steel buckles so you and your partner(s) are equally comfortable and securely bound.
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Promising review: “Now that my wife and I have had a chance to use this sling, I would be happy to pay three times what they’re charging for it. The adjustable straps can actually go behind the BACK, rather than the NECK.
We LOVE this thing! It completely frees up her hands and/or my hands from having to hold up her legs. And if her hands are strapped as well, believe me, there is no getting out of this thing. It is very secure and won’t break. We tested it just to see for ourselves. We don’t use it for bondage, but more for just getting her legs held back to free up both our hands. But if anyone is into bondage, this would be a great addition!” —D. Cushman
A realistic penis extender that’ll add up to 3 inches of drilling delight to your sexy time.
Lovehoney
Promising review: “I bought this for my wife and me to have some fun with. I have a somewhat smaller penis, so putting this on gave me some serious extra length and girth. I thought it might be difficult for my wife to handle at first, but it was no problem for her. And it was very hot to see such a monster cock penetrating her fully. It was also a lot softer than I expected, and I still could feel plenty of sensation when stroking. Would definitely recommend if you want to add a big cock into the bedroom occasionally.” —Lovehoney Customer
Get it from Lovehoney for $34.99 (available in three colors).
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A magical glass dildo so cute and elegant, its base heart won’t be the only thing bursting!
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Promising review: “This is admittedly my first glass dildo, but I am absolutely delighted with this purchase! The shape feels delicious inside, and the heart both looks adorable and functions as a handle of sorts for comfort. It’s honestly perfect in every way. I’d recommend this to anyone who is new to glass (like me), because I love it so much. Honestly, this is so amazing that it makes me want to buy 100 more glass dildos. I’m hooked!” —MomSolo
A euphoria-inducing triple stimulator that’ll hit your G-spot while vibrating on your clit and perineum. And while this bad boy warms up to match your body temperature, you can play with the intensity levels on its remote control. When you get back from Nirvana, let us know how it was.
JimmyJane
Promising review: “Three times the enjoyment is an understatement. This product works well and has so many settings for vibration thrust and motion. This gives a whole new meaning to pleasure. Wow!” —Stephanie
Hint: you can use it as a cock ring, a G-spot vibrator, as a wearable couple’s toy, to play with your nipples…okay, the rest is up to you!
Promising review: “The versatility of this toy is unmatched. The prongs and shaft allow it to provide many variations for people of different needs. Unlike the wand which may be overwhelmingly powerful for some, this product on its lowest level wasn’t overpowering. I recommend it as the one toy to have if you’re not trying to have a large collection.” —Ellison Stephen Clark
Get it from Amazon for $32.95 (available in three colors).
Hint: you can use it as a cock ring, a G-spot vibrator, as a wearable couple’s toy, to play with your nipples…okay, the rest is up to you!
Promising review: “The versatility of this toy is unmatched. The prongs and shaft allow it to provide many variations for people of different needs. Unlike the wand which may be overwhelmingly powerful for some, this product on its lowest level wasn’t overpowering. I recommend it as the one toy to have if you’re not trying to have a large collection.” —Ellison Stephen Clark
Get it from Amazon for $32.95 (available in three colors).
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An ergonomically designed rabbit vibrator whose two motors will keep you in bed for hours. And since each of its seven vibration modes corresponds to an LED color, you’ll always know when you’re on your favorite setting!
Promising review: “This thing is on another level. Vibrations on both tips, with flexible silicone at the head that strikes just right. Nothing complicated about it; just one button is all it takes to make her go. The impact of its powerful contact doesn’t go away when using it for extended periods, which seriously makes it feel like this vibrator was made for me. Very satisfied!” —Anonymous
Get it from Bellesa for $99 (originally $119; available in two colors)
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A remote-controlled Love Egg vibrator, so you can put your pleasure in someone else’s hands. Featuring a cord for easy removal as well as eight patterns of waves and pulses *with* 12 levels of adjustable intensity, gratification is a click away!
lovehoney
Promising review: “I bought this for my partner and me to try out. It didn’t disappoint. The egg is really easy to insert, as the material is really smooth; removal is easy and pain-free due to the cord. It also pairs well to lube, too. The wide variety of vibration patterns, combined with the many different levels of power means that there are so many possibilities for vibrations. Full whack ended up with the quickest and powerful orgasms; but even on the lowest power setting, I still came pretty quickly. The range is good, and my partner had immense fun fiddling with the settings and watching me squirm from across the room.” —halfasianfullywetsensation
Promising review: “I bought this for my partner and me to try out. It didn’t disappoint. The egg is really easy to insert, as the material is really smooth; removal is easy and pain-free due to the cord. It also pairs well to lube, too. The wide variety of vibration patterns, combined with the many different levels of power means that there are so many possibilities for vibrations. Full whack ended up with the quickest and powerful orgasms; but even on the lowest power setting, I still came pretty quickly. The range is good, and my partner had immense fun fiddling with the settings and watching me squirm from across the room.” —halfasianfullywetsensation
A flirtatiously fluttering rabbit vibrator that not only offers 10 vibration modes to stimulate your G-spot and clitoris, but also a warming center that’ll ~heat things up~ in the bedroom (or bathtub)!
Jimmy Jane
Promising review: “I was gifted this rabbit as my very first toy. I enjoy all the different pulses and the fact that each pulse setting has three different speeds. The warming feature though? Amazing. And I’ll just say this, I HAVE to put a towel down every time.” —Lil B
Promising reviews: “My wife was always a little tentative about anal. But after applying some lube, she absolutely loves it. The quality is great as it is very smooth and takes lube well. The design is great because you can insert it all the way in and it sits neat, allowing other areas to receive attention. The wife said it is extremely pleasurable.” —Lisa
A waterproof and flexible internal vibrator made with your internal and external pleasure in mind. A single button turns this baby on, off, and shifts between its 10 modes. Orgasms made simple!
Unbound
Promising review: “I bought this toy knowing that it was pretty simple —she bends. After a couple solo sessions together, I figured out the perfect angles for me. I can’t say that about many other toys I own. I love that this vibe is adaptable to your specific body, and it’s good at doing its job! The vibrations are glorious, and the multitude of settings? Fabulous. Do yourself a favor, and pick up one of these baddies for an amazingly unique experience.” —E
Get it from Unbound for $69 (available in two colors).
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A set of vibrating Kegel balls to strengthen your pelvic floor for greater orgasm control and intensity. Weighing in at 10g, 30g, and 45g, these smooth silicone balls are perfect for both exercise *and* entertainment.
TMI, but I have the Bloom ~going awf~ as I write this. As something of a glutton for pleasure, I’m not really using it tone my pelvic muscles (though I’m excited to report back with my findings) but instead to discreetly gift myself some mild sensory delight throughout the day. It’s velvety soft, and the weighted balls are super easy to put on and take off. Just screw the top on, apply some lube, and you’re off to the races! I will note, though, that currently the We-Connect app that allows you (or your partner(s)) to control the Bloom is only available in the Apple store. We-Vibe is currently working to make the app available on their website for Android users (*ahem* me). But that doesn’t mean there still isn’t fun to be had 😉
Promising review: “I bought the Bloom because I wanted to strengthen my pelvic floor muscles. I don’t have particularly weak muscles, but I figured it’s never too early to start with such things. After using it for a while, I was absolutely overwhelmed! Sex with my partner got sooo much better because I can now actively control my muscles way better.” —LanaBanana
Or a vibrating pelvic rehabilitation tool that can be (and has been) used for pleasure, too. You’ll be able to target trigger (and pleasure) points and improve blood flow using its 10 vibration modes.
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Promising review: “I hurt my pelvic floor a few years ago and occasionally still get knots on the inside that need to be worked through. I bought this on a whim based on the reviews, and I very much want to buy another as a backup in case it ever malfunctions because it is perfect. So easy to access the hard to reach spots deep within the pelvic walls. Personally I find the vibration settings more pleasurable than therapeutic but I’m certainly not complaining about those additional benefits! I give 5 stars.” —Kitty
A darling mushroom wand small and lightweight enough to travel with. And with seven vibration modes, you’ll definitely want to keep this ~fun-guy~ around!
Promising review: “Wow. So far so good for me! This is my first wand, and it makes me feel like my [redacted] was struck by lighting in the best possible way. 10/10 for function and beauty.” —Secret wand girl
Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in three colors).
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A vibrating cock ring with a pleasurably tight grip that’ll keep you strapped in as you discover your favorite vibration intensity and pattern combination (I mean, there *are* a total of 35 options).
ROMP
Promising review: “I’m happy with my ROMP Juke. It’s comfortable to wear, easy to clean, rechargeable, and feels great. A really fun toy.” —Captian KoKo
The Tennis Coach — designed to help beginners find and hit their G-spot, this vibrator from Smile Makers has four speeds and two pulsation modes that’ll keep you on your toes…so to speak.
Promising review: “10/10 for a first vibrator! It has great vibration variations and is easy to use. I’ve told several people about it already!” —julie3
