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When a Top Chef contestant’s pasta reminded Anthony Bourdain of literal roadkill.

Bourdain harshly critiques a contestant's pasta dish


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When this chef-testant did such a bad job of butchering that Tom Colicchio kicked him out of the competition before he had the chance to actually cook anything.

After he badly butchers a piece of meat, Tom kicks a contestant out of the competition in the middle of a challenge


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When Toby Young tried out some political humor.

Toby compares a soup to weapons of mass destruction


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When Heidi Klum said that this Project Runway design looked like child’s play.

Heidi compares one designer's work that that of her 8-year-old


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When Michael Kors thought this dress (constructed from licorice for an unconventional materials challenge) was apocalyptically bad.

Michael Kors calls a look made from candy "rigatoni Mad Max"


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When Nina Garcia (and resident nice guy/contestant mentor Tim Gunn) struggled with this barely-there look.

Tim and the judges are horrified by a skimpy design made out of a neck scarf


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And when Nina felt the kind of disappointment that can only be expressed via pun.

Nina makes a pun about a fantasy-inspired look, saying it's more Tinkerhell than Tinkerbell


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And who could forget her summing up her thoughts about this experimental gown with some…vivid imagery?

Nina says a gown makes a model look like she has a "foaming vagina"


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9.

When Gordon Ramsey used his trademark TLC to assess this culinary instructor’s enchiladas on Hell’s Kitchen.

Gordon tries an enchilada dish, after comparing it to diapers, then spits it out


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And when he kept it simple (and I started to wonder if this show offers post-competition counseling).

In Hell's Kitchen, Gordon tells a chef he sucks


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11.

When RuPaul lost her patience on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

RuPaul chastises a contestant for being overly sensitive to criticism.


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12.

When RuPaul lost her patience, Part Two: The Shequel.

Valentina refuses to take her mask off for a lip sync for your life


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When she had only this to say to a queen who committed one of the cardinal sins of Drag Race: Trying (and failing) to impersonate Beyoncé.

RuPaul tells a contestant that impersonating Beyonce is not their destiny, child.


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And, following another disastrous pop diva impersonation, when she forced a contestant — who had immunity and could not be eliminated — to tweet an apology to Katy Perry.

Alyssa's disastrous Katy Perry impersonation


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When Paul Hollywood added insult to collapsed cake injury by comparing the texture of a bake to rubber on The Great British Baking Show.

Paul Hollywood compares the texture of a cake to that of a car tire


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When this bake brought Paul to Hell and back again.

Paul compares a cake designed to look like a tennis court to something from hell


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When a baker mixed up salt and sugar in the semifinal and disappointed Prue.

Prue chides a baker for making basic mistakes


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When Tyra lost her temper on America’s Next Top Model and secured her place in the reality TV hall of fame.

Tyra's iconic "We were all rooting for you!" speech


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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for your daily dose of Simon Cowell crushing dreams.

Simon tells a wedding singer he sucks so badly people must've gotten divorced because of him


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…and another one…

Simon insults a singer at his first audition


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…and one more for luck!

Simon compares a singer's chances of making it to his of going to the moon for breakfast


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22.

JK, I had to include this one.

Simon compares a performance to someone stepping on two cats


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What’s a judges’ panel line that makes you cringe and/or run for cover? Drop it in the comments below!



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