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An ergonomic rabbit with seven vibration modes and two (count them, two!) motors. The stimulation from this modern rabbit is sure to have your ~hare~ standing on end.

Thick two-point vibe with curved body and slightly pointed silicone ends


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This is waterproof and super simple to use. One button does it all! And LED lights display which setting your on, so you’re not fumbling around for your favorite mode (even in the dark).

Promising review: “This thing is on another level. It vibrates on both tips and has flexible silicone at the head that strikes just right. There’s nothing complicated about it, just one button is all it takes to make it go. The impact of its powerful contact doesn’t go away when using it for extended periods, which seriously makes it feel like this vibrator was made for me. I am very satisfied!” —Anonymous

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $119 (available in two colors).

2.

A tri-head vibe that’s gonna tantalize your insides with some sweet, sweet texture play. Just looking at those silicone bubbles has got my body blushing!


Jimmy Jane

Technically this toy offers FOUR head shapes, as the wand itself has a classic, smooth top. There are seven vibration settings and a full charge will last an entire hour, so there’s no need to worry about battery life! This isn’t meant to be submerged, but it’s splash proof (i.e. shower safe).

Promising review: “I got this wand for couple’s play with my wife and she is in love with it. The fact that it is waterproof is nice as we use it in the tub for foreplay and plain massages. The pointy head or no head attachment it great for a basic massage after a long day of work.” –Mike

Get it from JimmyJane for $160.


Jimmy Jane

Technically this toy offers FOUR head shapes, as the wand itself has a classic, smooth top. There are seven vibration settings and a full charge will last an entire hour, so there’s no need to worry about battery life! This isn’t meant to be submerged, but it’s splash proof (i.e. shower safe).

Promising review: “I got this wand for couple’s play with my wife and she is in love with it. The fact that it is waterproof is nice as we use it in the tub for foreplay and plain massages. The pointy head or no head attachment it great for a basic massage after a long day of work.” –Mike

Get it from JimmyJane for $160.

3.

A vibrating multi-toy that’ll be a blast to play around with. If you think simple sex toys lose their touch…think again. This y-shaped design will have you thinking, “Y doesn’t everyone have one of these?!”

Vibe with long handle and C-shape silicone ends beside several illustrations showing nipple, clitoral, anal, and penile stimulation options the diverse design can create


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The head of this clever device rotates 180 degrees, so you really can play with some pretty impressive positions! Each arm is equipped with ten vibration settings and both sides can be adjusted to different tempos. BTW, this is waterproof and GREAT for shower sex!

Promising review: “This is surprisingly good! The vibration is strong on both ends. I love that each end can vibrate differently, so finding unique combos is a lot of fun! The top end turns in 180 degrees so finding places for it can get interesting! It’s smooth, soft, easy to charge, has a good thickness, good variations, and it’s fun to explore the many options this toy gives.” —NMC

Get it from Satisfyer on Amazon for $32.95 (available in two colors).

4.

A silky silicone choice with seven settings, two vibration modes, and a 4-inch girth for giving your best bits something to brag about.

Person in bra and panties laying beside a box of pizza after having applied a face mask. The vibe is in their hand.


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Promising review: “This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. It changed my world. I’ve cum from sex before with clit stimulation, just clit stimulation, and I’ve cum from only PIV sex before, but I’ve never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is a gorgeous work of art, even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks.” —Anonymous

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $109 (available in two colors).

5.

An app-controlled kegel toy (with massage settings!) to treat yourself to if traditional Kegel methods rub you the wrong way. People, there are actual video games attached to this toy. Sign my vagina UP!


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They Joy On app is free and tracks your movements in real-time, helping you know how best to work with your body. This is designed to be used for 15 minutes each day to exercise your pelvic floor correctly at any stage of your life. We’re talking bladder control and incontinence, supporting postpartum recovery, preventing prolapse, and increasing sexual pleasure. And those therapeutic massage settings are a soothing way to teach your muscles how to properly contract.

Promising review: “This makes kegel exercises WAY more fun. It’s definitely thousand times better than normal kegel weights. At first I thought the games were a bit childish but now I find them cute and kind of addicting. I love the weight lifting game! The pelvic floor assessment is pretty cool to check your improvement. You can also control the device with your phone and play around with the massage function. That’s definitely my husband’s favorite part. ;)” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $69.99.


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They Joy On app is free and tracks your movements in real-time, helping you know how best to work with your body. This is designed to be used for 15 minutes each day to exercise your pelvic floor correctly at any stage of your life. We’re talking bladder control and incontinence, supporting postpartum recovery, preventing prolapse, and increasing sexual pleasure. And those therapeutic massage settings are a soothing way to teach your muscles how to properly contract.

Promising review: “This makes kegel exercises WAY more fun. It’s definitely thousand times better than normal kegel weights. At first I thought the games were a bit childish but now I find them cute and kind of addicting. I love the weight lifting game! The pelvic floor assessment is pretty cool to check your improvement. You can also control the device with your phone and play around with the massage function. That’s definitely my husband’s favorite part. ;)” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $69.99.

6.

A thrusting number designed with a ridged shaft that’ll move deeper into your body as you insert it. There are three speeds and and twelve modes. The best part? This joy of a toy won’t wear out…until you do.

Rabbit vibe with ridges extending to a penile-head shaped top


Adam & Eve

Promising review: “This toy does it all! You won’t be disappointed!!!! You will keep reaching for it time and time again. It’s the best toy ever!” –Callie4.0

Get it from Adam & Eve for $129.99.

7.

A pocket-sized vibe with a discreet carrying case that’s simply gonna look like a makeup palette in your bag. Keep this on hand when you’re traveling and enjoy an O practically anywhere you go.

Person holding round vibe behind their back


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This is a great beginner clit stimulator. The vibration is strong and it charges right in its carrying case!

Promising review: “I wanted something small but was worried this vibe wouldn’t be strong enough, turns out I was very wrong! I’m really happy I bought this. Five stars — I’m obsessed!” —Steph

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $49.

8.

A multi-use couple vibe in a versitile wishbone shape. Here’s hoping patience is one of your virtues, because you and your boo just might wish you could bone with this the moment you hit “add it cart.”

Vibe packaging


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This clitoral and G-spot stimulating vibe is usable in 14 different positions AND it is waterproof…so it’s usable in (basically) any location.

Promising review: “I love this thing. It feels amazing to use and it’s fun. It definitely works on both men and women. My one complaint is that it’s sometimes hard to figure out the two buttons. You have to play with it to make it do what you want. So sometimes when in a hurry it’s not so fun but I suppose the point of it is to slow down.” —Nicholas Castro

Get it from Satisfyer on Amazon for $34.93+ (available in three colors).

9.

A Shibari Mini Halo — a massager you can pull out any time you’re feeling particularly ~knotty~.

Reviewer holding standard wand vibe in their hand


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Wanna know why this vibrator is basically the best Amazon purchase ever? Read the link and find out why before you buy!

Promising review: “I write this in the aftermath of my Shibari Mini Halo’s inaugural use. I only have cell reception now as I reenter Earth’s orbit. Btw, Mars is beautiful, you guys. Do not hesitate. I repeat, BUY THIS DAMN HANDHELD SPACE SHUTTLE. YOU WILL SEE VISIONS, YOU WILL DREAM DREAMS! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A WOMAN! If we get enough of these into women’s hands, we can overthrow the patriarchy, js.” —Henry and Ziva’s Mom

Get it from Amazon for $19.69 (available in two colors).

10.

A starfish vibrator designed to be suuuper satisfying to all anatomy — cup this little cutie to your body and I’m certain you’ll be seeing stars.

Starfish shaped toy with smiley face in center


Cute Little Fuckers

This queer-owned business was created by Step (they/she/he), who had a goal to make sex toys more approachable and gender inclusive. Step’s clever take on sexual exploration has built up an inclusive company everyone can love. There is even a comic based on the critters — you’ve gotta check it out!

Promising review: “My partner and I have had so much fun with this! It’s so soft and all the different parts have such different sensations. The bullet is so strong too, I can only use it on the first setting!! As a non-binary person I’ve been so pleased with this toy, it really alleviates any dysphoria I have about playing and it’s such a relief! What a lovely toy from an incredible company!” —Kate

Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $79.

11.

A pair of vibrating panties are sure to be a wardrobe staple you won’t wanna live without.


Lovelife

This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries.

Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $119.


Lovelife

This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries.

Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $119.

12.

A Kegel weight with customizable vibration settings for strengthening your vaginal muscles so reaching that O isn’t an ordeal. Get ready for a workout that feels waaay more like play.

Small weight with two bulbs on one end and an extraction antenna on the other


We-Vibe

The (ten!) vibrations in this little gadget are described as “rumbly” and that delicious, subtle buildup is designed to encourage your body to move and tighten with them. It’s waterproof, so this could be a great bath activity. And you can customize your vibration settings through the We-Connect app.

Promising review: “I always look forward to getting my kegel exercises done when using this toy! It’s so fun, powerful, and it actually works!! My orgasms have never been better...this is worth every penny!” —HeyYa

Get it from We-Vibe for $119.

13.

A Satisfyer Pro 2, a cult-favorite air pulsator toy that’ll be a stimulating masterpiece. Forget the Met, *this* is fine art.

A reviewer showing the toy at different angles. It has a smooth silicone cap for comfort above the suction tip and a smooth oval handle.


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This is fully waterproof, rechargeable, and has 11 different modes. Wanna learn more about this satisfying vibe? Check out this BuzzFeed review to find out why this thing sucks in all the right places.

Promising review: “This thing ROCKS! Like others have said, it feels subtle at first, but have mercy, once you get it in the right spot – here come the fireworks! Don’t even hesitate. And I love that its appearance makes it easy to travel with — pleasure incognito!” —APS

Get it from Satisfyer on Amazon for $29.95.

14.

A uniquely shaped Pixie sure to cling to your clit with the verve it deserves!

Pixie Clitoris Vibrator


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The has 10 different settings and can fit in the palm of your hand.

Promising review: “So, I’m going to go right out and say that I have never been much of an ‘outside stimulation’ gal, but I’m almost positive this thing changed my life for the better. I’m way too obsessed with this, and I cannot WAIT to try it with my boyfriend. The only negative thing I have to say about this is that it’s TOO GOOD. Be careful, you might get obsessed like I am!!!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in two colors).

15.

A penguin clit vibrator so absurdly satisfying you just might find yourself waddling your way to work the morning after.


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This mighty little machine has 11 different modes for some satisfaction success.

Promising review: “The magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing, and it offers different degrees of intensity.” —eggbuelkicks

Get it from Satisyfer on Amazon for $44.92.


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This mighty little machine has 11 different modes for some satisfaction success.

Promising review: “The magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing, and it offers different degrees of intensity.” —eggbuelkicks

Get it from Satisyfer on Amazon for $44.92.

16.

A palm-sized piece of pleasure so subtly designed you can practically (or, you know, literally) leave it on your dresser for some quick access. No roommate would be the wiser!

Teardrop shaped toy that fits in the palm of the model's hand


Urban Outfitters

This vibe requires three AAA batteries, which are included.

Promising review: “Even though it’s small, the vibration is pretty powerful which I was surprised to find. It’s a great value! It’s also pretty cute looking and nice to the touch. I love the color and small size.” —anne32

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $25 (available in three colors).

17.

A Wand by We-Vibe, a powerful body massager that’ll relieve stress in your muscles on days when your body needs a break, with attachments that’ll turn this into a truly ~kinky~ tool when the time is right.


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I own this and *love* it! It’s intuitive, the silicone is silky soft, and the massage it gives your body is powerful. My husband and I use this daily for getting out kinks in our calves and relaxing our shoulders. The stroker attachment is great for penis-having folks who don’t want a cock ring but still enjoy penile sensation, and the other attachment is faaabulous for foreplay or for light pressure buildup if you don’t wanna finish too fast.

Get it from We-Vibe for $179.


Mallory Mower / BuzzFeed, We-Vibe

I own this and *love* it! It’s intuitive, the silicone is silky soft, and the massage it gives your body is powerful. My husband and I use this daily for getting out kinks in our calves and relaxing our shoulders. The stroker attachment is great for penis-having folks who don’t want a cock ring but still enjoy penile sensation, and the other attachment is faaabulous for foreplay or for light pressure buildup if you don’t wanna finish too fast.

Get it from We-Vibe for $179.

18.

A veiny, 9-inch rabbit your gonna love with every rab-bit of your heart.

A reviewer holding the large dildo, showing the raised veins and the rabbit ear clitoral stimulator


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This has seven different vibration speeds. Plus, the head is flexible so you can hit just the right spot.

Promising review: “This has got to be the BEST toy I’ve ever bought. Even on its highest setting it’s VERY quiet. I love all the texture on it; it’s such a wonderful tease! I also love how soft the material is and how easy it is to clean! It’s not abrasive to my skin like some other toys can be. I would highly recommend this product.” —Jessica

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

19.

A vibrating cock ring that’ll cock-a-doodle-do what it takes to wake up your sex life.


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This has seven modes and can stretch to fit any penis size. It’s also a great clit stimulator!

Promising review: “My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It’s a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it’s USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It’s waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn’t delay the wearer’s orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you’re assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement.” —Dani

Get it from Amazon for $25.96.


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This has seven modes and can stretch to fit any penis size. It’s also a great clit stimulator!

Promising review: “My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It’s a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it’s USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It’s waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn’t delay the wearer’s orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you’re assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement.” —Dani

Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

20.

A Dame Fin — a finger vibe so satisfying you’re gonna wanna give it your digits.

Person with toy wrapped around two fingers


Dame

Want even more versatile play? The tether is removable, so feel free to switch things up! It’s water resistant, made of medical-grade silicone, is USB rechargeable, and has three speeds.

Promising review: “Fin is easily the most pleasurable vibrator I have used. I love that it operates as an extension of myself. I am very satisfied with Fin in both solo play and with my partner. I am certain she would echo that sentiment.” —Melissa M.

Get it from Dame for $85 (available in two colors).

21.

Or a statement ring with three vibrating speeds and two customizable modes for anyone who wants an accessory that gives back.


Unbound

Your ring will be 100% waterproof and even swivels to give you unique positional play. It also has a *lovely* magnetic charging dock — one hour of charge gives you an hour of play.

Promising review: “This gives you an ‘ouf’ all day! I love this ring! I am so glad I got it and will enjoy my naughty little secret for years to come!” —S.D.

Get it from Unbound for $68 (available in two colors and sizes 5–8).


Unbound

Your ring will be 100% waterproof and even swivels to give you unique positional play. It also has a *lovely* magnetic charging dock — one hour of charge gives you an hour of play.

Promising review: “This gives you an ‘ouf’ all day! I love this ring! I am so glad I got it and will enjoy my naughty little secret for years to come!” —S.D.

Get it from Unbound for $68 (available in two colors and sizes 5–8).

22.

A lipstick tube toy you can discretely keep in your bag when you need a quickie to get through the day.

Oval red tube that looks like lipstick held in model's fingers


Lelo

Promising review: “This is small but powerful! It brings so much pleasure…I love it!!!” —Ginaaa

Get it on sale from Lelo for $64 (originally $84; available in three colors).

23.

An adjustable cup with irresistible ridges that’ll enhance stroking when powered off or create an even more intense sensation with the vibration setting is on.


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This has ten different massage modes and includes a USB charging port.

Promising review: “I was surprised to see that the packaging was so premium. This little toy comes with a rechargeable battery and charging port which are fully covered by the silicone, hence water resistance. Using this toy was definitely a different feeling because it has 10 different vibrations other than your typical hand movement. The toy is also extremely convenience to carry around so you could take this wherever you go and no one will notice.” —Jackie Li

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.


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This has ten different massage modes and includes a USB charging port.

Promising review: “I was surprised to see that the packaging was so premium. This little toy comes with a rechargeable battery and charging port which are fully covered by the silicone, hence water resistance. Using this toy was definitely a different feeling because it has 10 different vibrations other than your typical hand movement. The toy is also extremely convenience to carry around so you could take this wherever you go and no one will notice.” —Jackie Li

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

24.

A riding toy sure to giddy-upgrade your masturbation techniques, cowpoke.

Penetrative toy with curved rocking base. It has a finger strap on top and comes with a small, round remote.


Bellesa Boutique

This wearable sex toy is waterproof!

Promising review:This is easily the most unique toy I’ve ever owned. I didn’t really know what to expect but I’m soooo happy with it. The little finger strap makes it easy to hold onto, plus there’s a remote so me and my partner are having a lot of fun figuring out all the ways to make it work. Definitely recommend!” —Andrea

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $109.

25.

A flexible dual-stimulating vibe that’s gonna bend to your every naughty whim.

A hand holding the pink rabbit-style vibe above the box with the charger


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This thing comes with a lifetime warranty! It has 10 settings, is USB rechargeable, waterproof, and can last for over two hours on one charge.

Promising review: “Um hello? This bad boy should be shipped to people with soundproofed walls! It’s very quiet and powerful and beyond cute — you’ll be the noisy one! What I love is that you can bend it to your exact liking — tip to the left, arm to the right, no the other right…absolute perfection. My other toys need to be dusted — this one rules for sure!!!” —Caroline

Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in two colors).

26.

A hushed vibrating dildo for times when you are quietly trying to vibe with someone. And that someone is yourself. And not your nosey roommate.

Thin and long dildo with smooth curves


Amazon

This toy is made of medical grade silicone, waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has nine vibration modes.

Promising review: “My girlfriend and I love this toy! It’s extremely powerful and easy to hold. The tail end of it is an unusual shape, but we found that it’s extremely comfortable to rest your finger against and allows both partners to grip the toy easily in a variety of positions. The on/off switch is located in a good position and because you have to hold it down for three seconds to start the toy, you are unlikely to accidentally turn it on. The toy holds its charge really well and can easily be used for extended periods of time without needing to be recharged. It’s quiet enough that it can be used discretely — nobody can hear it, even if they are in adjoining rooms.” —Griffin93

Get it from Amazon for $19.69 (available in two colors).

27.

And finally, an adult rubber ducky that’ll make bathtime, ahem, so much fun. This toy is really number one.

Classic yellow rubber duck in packaging


Bellesa Boutique

♫ Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you! ♫

Promising review: “I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two and a half years. My best friend got me this (and a bottle of wine) as a pick-me-up. Let’s just say, the wine made me want to text the ex, and the ducky has helped keep me from doing it!” –Carly

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $29 (available in three colors).

When the workday is done and you can finally put these toys to good use:


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Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

Looking for more great Amazon finds? Check out some of our favorite cheap things to buy on Amazon, some of the weirdest things on Amazon you might actually want, or read through all the rest of our incredible Amazon product recommendations.



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