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A mini leaf clutch with a cicada to ensure you’re sending “sits in a tree all day and screams” vibes wherever you go!
Apollo Box
Get it from Apollo Box for $26.49 (available in two varieties).
2.
A monthly subscription to Kernel Crate out to prove that one person’s nightmare popcorn flavor is another’s person’s dream — you’ll receive flavors like strawberry lemonade, pickle, and ghost pepper kettle corn, just to name a few! 😋
Cratejoy
What you get: Each month you’ll get to try three unique flavors of popcorn such as ghost pepper kettle corn, caramel cheddar mix, or strawberry lemonade. Popcorn is popped fresh just before arrival, and it’s tree nut-, peanut- and gluten-free.
Promising review: “I really enjoy this subscription. The flavors are definitely different, and even the weird sounding ones have been enjoyable for me. One of the months the theme was pies (cherry popcorn is tasty. Who knew?), this month it was tea, and every flavor has been excellent. It is actually cheaper than the local artisan popcorn place in my area. Most importantly, it tastes better than microwave popcorn. The bags the popcorn come in are resealable, which is also very nice, and helps keep the popcorn fresh for quite some time after I receive it.” —Maureen F.
Get it from Cratejoy for $11.49/month.
Cratejoy
What you get: Each month you’ll get to try three unique flavors of popcorn such as ghost pepper kettle corn, caramel cheddar mix, or strawberry lemonade. Popcorn is popped fresh just before arrival, and it’s tree nut-, peanut- and gluten-free.
Promising review: “I really enjoy this subscription. The flavors are definitely different, and even the weird sounding ones have been enjoyable for me. One of the months the theme was pies (cherry popcorn is tasty. Who knew?), this month it was tea, and every flavor has been excellent. It is actually cheaper than the local artisan popcorn place in my area. Most importantly, it tastes better than microwave popcorn. The bags the popcorn come in are resealable, which is also very nice, and helps keep the popcorn fresh for quite some time after I receive it.” —Maureen F.
Get it from Cratejoy for $11.49/month.
3.
A slime-plushie who will remind you of your fave Pokémon Ditto and be there when you need a friend to squeeze.
221BFelterStreet / Via Etsy
Promising review: “They remind me of the Pokémon Ditto. These are so cute, the delivery was quick, and the seller was very kind. Bought lots of these.” —Inactive
Get it from 221BFelterStreet on Etsy for $5.10+ (available six sizes and 13 colors).
4.
A bumper bubble so you can run around and bump into your friends and family and not give a heck how wild you look.
Amazon
Promising review: “This bubble bumper is so fun and definitely needs a partner in crime to really experience the job of bumper bubbles. It is actually pretty heavy so you want to wear the straps and hold the handles. It takes a while to inflate it even with a compressor. It came with a patch and instructions. It is really well built and much more sophisticated in construction than the cheaper ones I have tried. Loads of fun running around in this and especially chasing a soccer ball.” —Sunshine Mel
Get it from Amazon for $129.99 (available in two sizes and five colors).
Amazon
Promising review: “This bubble bumper is so fun and definitely needs a partner in crime to really experience the job of bumper bubbles. It is actually pretty heavy so you want to wear the straps and hold the handles. It takes a while to inflate it even with a compressor. It came with a patch and instructions. It is really well built and much more sophisticated in construction than the cheaper ones I have tried. Loads of fun running around in this and especially chasing a soccer ball.” —Sunshine Mel
Get it from Amazon for $129.99 (available in two sizes and five colors).
5.
Matter, a monthly science subscription that delivers the world’s strangest stuff to your door. It’s part museum, part lab project, and it will give you satisfying Dexter’s Laboratory-esque experiment times!
Matter / Via Cratejoy
What you get: You’ll get four to six items every month (worth $50-60), such as computer chips, fossils, minerals, and detailed explanations for all the objects in the crate. Plus the packaging is 100% recyclable/compostable!
Promising review: “We are beyond satisfied with our subscription. Every box has a handful of real, interesting, educational, stuff. We all love it, from my 5 year old to my 46 year old.” —Richard F.
Get it from Cratejoy for $39.98/month.
6.
A beautiful and majestic Mothman plushie for all my rural babies out there who grew up believing (AND STILL BELIEVE TYVM) in the power of the moth. He be glowing!
CongratsSunflower / Via Etsy
*Screeches West Virginaaaa.*
Promising review: “My partner raved about how much they wanted a moth man plush so I bought this one. It shipped in a timely manner, and it is of such good quality and soft. My partner got a beautiful moth boy for their birthday, and we are both ecstatic!” —Daniel Blohm
Get it from Congrats Sunflower on Etsy for $68.
7.
A pair of bacon and egg earrings for anyone who needs to bask in their love for breakfast food as much as humanly possible while we are living this glorious life.
Unimpossible Cuts / Via Amazon
Get them from Unimpossible Cuts on Amazon Handmade for $14.95.
8.
A set of slime cat stickers to help inspire your pet cat to greatness.
sugarybenny / Via Etsy
Get a sheet of five stickers from sugarybenny on Etsy for $4.99.
9.
A farting animals coloring book that’ll help you unwind at the end of each day by coloring in some animals and their lovely assorted toot clouds.
Amazon, amazon.com
Get it from Amazon for $6.97.
Amazon, amazon.com
Get it from Amazon for $6.97.
10.
A bright and gorgeous pillow cover so you can add some personality to the couch or your room!
Valfré
Valfré is a Latinx woman-owned business based in LA that makes sassy and witty products with cute illustrations!
Get it from Valfré for $32.
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And a Nicholas Cage sequin pillow that’ll bring huge amounts of joy into your life as you veil and unveil this beautiful face in a variety of completely normal ways. Don’t deny yourself this.
Promising review: “You want this. You really do. I got it for my friend as a joke but it’s so good I’m considering getting one for myself too. It’s so much fun to play with and you can make so many looks with these. For the price that it is, it is GLORIOUS. Every home should have one of these pillowcases.” —Erika
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
Promising review: “You want this. You really do. I got it for my friend as a joke but it’s so good I’m considering getting one for myself too. It’s so much fun to play with and you can make so many looks with these. For the price that it is, it is GLORIOUS. Every home should have one of these pillowcases.” —Erika
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
12.
A set of stickers you’ll use to embrace your inner weirdo and affinity for all things awkward.
Adorned by Chi
Adorned By Chi is a Black-owned company that makes apparel and accessories based on the brand’s magical comic universe.
Get the set of seven stickers from Adorned by Chi for $12.99.
13.
An extremely romantic hot dog ring completely worthy of popping the big question to the one you love.
Hungryy Hippo / Via Etsy
Beef link + mustard on a bun = romance.
Get it from Hungryy Hippo on Etsy for $15.
14.
A banana plushie filled with smaller monkey plushies so you can satisfy your cravings for plushie-inception.
Amazon
Get it from Amazon for $32.99+ (available in seven varieties).
15.
A set of three pickle soaps to keep things weird as you wash up your hands for supper, which may or may not be more pickles.
LoveLeeSoaps / Via Etsy
Sadly I can’t eat pickles any longer because I’m sensitive to vinegar 😭 but I will cronch them forever in my heart.
Promising review: “They are so cute and they smell amazing :). Great job!” —Anonymous
Get a three-pack from LoveLeeSoaps on Etsy for $7.
16.
And a yodeling pickle because naturally, this is what the world needs more of right now.
Amazon
Promising review: “This is the sort of toy that elicits two types of reactions: People back away slowly with a puzzled and slightly fearful look on their faces, or they laugh. Either reaction is perfect. My yodeling friends tell me that the yodel is quite authentic. My pickle friends remain silent about the potential abuse of a pickle.” —Fred Rosenthal
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
17.
A screaming goat who will be there for you whenever you need to bleat through daily frustrations, which, if you’re me, is all the time!
Promising review: “I spend about 90% of my day silently screaming at the computer because, well, welcome to customer service. Since this little goat arrived, I no longer look like I am practicing for my appearance on Jerry Springer. I just push the little goat. He screams (but not in a disruptive way). I smile. I am no longer annoyed. I survived peak season because of this goat. I owe my sanity to you, screaming goat.” —Gab&Amanda
Get it from Amazon for $6.51.
18.
And a goat horn coffee cup you can attach to a bag or wear over your shoulder when you need to sling some bean juice on-the-go.
Apollo Box
Promising review: “This is my favorite coffee cup of all times. I use it every day. It is so convenient and nice, and definitely a conversation starter. I am very happy with the purchase.” —Olivia Y.
Get it from Apollo Box for $43.89 (available in two colors, includes two straps and a travel sleeve that converts into a cup holder).
19.
A pair of monster slippers that’ll help everyone in the house party like ya’ll are the stars of Monsters Inc.
Get them from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in sizes XS-XL and nine styles).
Get them from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in sizes XS-XL and nine styles).
20.
And a Cryptid Crate subscription out to satisfy any cryptozoologist’s cravings for adventure and mystery with their paranormal-themed goodies!
Cratejoy
What you get: You will receive up to seven items per box each month. Items include paranormal wall art and home decor, T-shirts, collectibles, books and films, and accessories related to Bigfoot, Sasquatch, UFOs, ghosts, and other cryptid and mysterious creatures!
Promising review: “Have been a subscriber for this box since the start and my husband and I are always amazed that they find such cool and fun stuff every month to put into the box. Responses to questions are always fast! If you love anything cryptid and want a personable and friendly experience with a subscription box, then this is the one to get.” —Eric J.
Get it from Cratejoy for $40/month.
21.
A tub of Elizavecca carbonated clay mask that’ll make your next spa night a bubbly, tickly, exfoliating experience you won’t soon forget. If you’ve ever wanted to send your bestie repeated snaps pretending to be Shrek, now is your time.
Amazon, amazon.com
This charcoal-based face mask is designed to help blackhead removal, exfoliate your skin, and remove excess oil.
Promising review: “This is my favorite mask ever! I am impatient and can’t usually wait for other masks that take 20 minutes to dry (and I hate the drying, pulling feeling). I put this on while my shower is warming up and it starts bubbling immediately! It’s easy to rinse off and leaves skin feeling extremely clean. My face is super smooth for at least two days after using it. I have large pores with lots of blackheads and sebum, and this definitely reduces the amount of visible blackheads. And I feel less oily. Great product! Great price!” —Abby
To learn more, check out “This Bubble Face Mask Is $10, Will Give You Perfect Skin, And Make You LOL, You’re Welcome.”
Get it from Amazon for $11.55.
Amazon, amazon.com
This charcoal-based face mask is designed to help blackhead removal, exfoliate your skin, and remove excess oil.
Promising review: “This is my favorite mask ever! I am impatient and can’t usually wait for other masks that take 20 minutes to dry (and I hate the drying, pulling feeling). I put this on while my shower is warming up and it starts bubbling immediately! It’s easy to rinse off and leaves skin feeling extremely clean. My face is super smooth for at least two days after using it. I have large pores with lots of blackheads and sebum, and this definitely reduces the amount of visible blackheads. And I feel less oily. Great product! Great price!” —Abby
To learn more, check out “This Bubble Face Mask Is $10, Will Give You Perfect Skin, And Make You LOL, You’re Welcome.”
Get it from Amazon for $11.55.
22.
A writhing ball of worms (complete with realistic slime!) looking for a forever home. Your other pets will adore them and you can all snuggle together.
Some Rabbits / Via Etsy
To be clear, these are sadly not actually made of *real* worms.
Promising review: “Truly exquisite. Arrived in like two days, which was perfect for my last minute worm emergency. Obviously an essential purchase. Would buy again.” —JB
Get it from Some Rabbits on Etsy for $33.60.
Some Rabbits / Via Etsy
To be clear, these are sadly not actually made of *real* worms.
Promising review: “Truly exquisite. Arrived in like two days, which was perfect for my last minute worm emergency. Obviously an essential purchase. Would buy again.” —JB
Get it from Some Rabbits on Etsy for $33.60.
23.
An adorable Baby Yoda Chia Pet you’ll grow into your very own lil’ plant baby, and you can hold them as you watch your favorite Grogu moments.
Toynk
Get it from Toynk for $29.99.
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And an alien baby perfect for anyone whose preferred alien aesthetic involves a bit more horror and slime.
Creatures Conspiracy / Via Etsy
Promising review: “I ordered this alien baby for my boyfriend’s birthday, and we both absolutely adore the little guy!! Such a unique, super detailed creation. Sellers went the extra mile by sending a birthday card and a few extra little gifts along with it. 10/10 would purchase again. Thank you!!” —mercadez aasen
Get it from Creatures Conspiracy on Etsy for $44.85.
25.
A journal filled with colorful and understanding friends who will encourage you to be as weird as you want and make lots of messes in the process.
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A variety of cat paw furniture socks to make sure your furniture passes the vibe check and doesn’t scratch the floor in the process.
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A giant bread loaf pillow you may be able to acquire via meme, if you have a generous friend group. Embrace the squishy loaf and feel the stress *leavening* your body.
Promising review: “My friend group texted a few of our friends with a meme saying ‘Tag friends and if they don’t reply in two minutes they owe you a baguette pillow.’ Regrets followed. He’s now the proud owner of this beautiful, almost four-foot-long, one-foot wide masterpiece of faux baked glory!” —MrKalen
Get it from Amazon for $26.98+ (available in two sizes).
Promising review: “My friend group texted a few of our friends with a meme saying ‘Tag friends and if they don’t reply in two minutes they owe you a baguette pillow.’ Regrets followed. He’s now the proud owner of this beautiful, almost four-foot-long, one-foot wide masterpiece of faux baked glory!” —MrKalen
Get it from Amazon for $26.98+ (available in two sizes).
28.
A Dr. Pimple Popper’s game so you can squeeze the gunk out of someone else’s face for once, a joy and a pleasure!
Amazon
This game is safe for ages 5+. You spin the arrow to see if you should *carefully* pop a pimple on Pete’s forehead, cheeks, or chin without upsetting him!
Promising review: “This was a gift for my mother in law who loves Dr. Pimple Popper. She was completely entertained by the game and had a lot of fun playing it. The game was sturdy and made a great gift.” —AmandaRose
Get it from Amazon for $10.66.
29.
A birthday balloon and personalized message in a box you can send to a friend. They also have a cute Miss You balloon and a heart eyes balloon, so you can send out balloons for all sorts of occasions like a clown who is WFH.
Cardalloon
Every Cardalloon is helium-free so balloons won’t float away to places they don’t belong. Cardalloons are safe for people ages three and up.
Get them from Cardalloon: the Miss You balloon for $39.95 plus shipping, the heart eyes balloon for $39.95 plus shipping, or a Happy Birthday balloon for $39.95 plus shipping.
Cardalloon
Every Cardalloon is helium-free so balloons won’t float away to places they don’t belong. Cardalloons are safe for people ages three and up.
Get them from Cardalloon: the Miss You balloon for $39.95 plus shipping, the heart eyes balloon for $39.95 plus shipping, or a Happy Birthday balloon for $39.95 plus shipping.
Promising review: “My beauty-conscious cat is glad to be crowned with this unicorn horn right in middle of her head. Aesthetically one horn demands for another as I can’t help laughing, but my cat seems to love and appreciate this single addition to her head. She feels blessed with extraordinary power to scare people around by stabbing her horn. She acts as a fierce little tiger, manifesting power and spreading laughter in our entire home. She makes me love her with her cute looking new horn drumming in my legs. I guess it says it right, ‘Cats LOVE it’.” —Majdia.Z
Get it from Amazon for $8.69.
Promising review: “My beauty-conscious cat is glad to be crowned with this unicorn horn right in middle of her head. Aesthetically one horn demands for another as I can’t help laughing, but my cat seems to love and appreciate this single addition to her head. She feels blessed with extraordinary power to scare people around by stabbing her horn. She acts as a fierce little tiger, manifesting power and spreading laughter in our entire home. She makes me love her with her cute looking new horn drumming in my legs. I guess it says it right, ‘Cats LOVE it’.” —Majdia.Z
Get it from Amazon for $8.69.
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A realistic seal pillow who is ready to bring some seriously adorable chonkster vibes to your living room.
Promising review: “Very chonk. Was small at first but after being out of the box for a day he’s nice and thicc like God intended.” —Notadogwithablogg
Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in sizes S-L).
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And a keyboard cleaning gel that is by far the most fun way to get grime and dog hair off of your work computer once and for all!
Amazon, amazon.com
Promising review: “I was skeptical at first, and was afraid that my keyboard would be all gummed up with yellow slime! But, the opposite happened: It made my keyboard as good as new. I got all those dog hairs between the keys! And, there was no lingering smell on my keyboard or hands. It’s kind of fun to play with, too.” —Billy
Get it from Amazon for $8.77.
Amazon, amazon.com
Promising review: “I was skeptical at first, and was afraid that my keyboard would be all gummed up with yellow slime! But, the opposite happened: It made my keyboard as good as new. I got all those dog hairs between the keys! And, there was no lingering smell on my keyboard or hands. It’s kind of fun to play with, too.” —Billy
Get it from Amazon for $8.77.
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